SCREAMING YELLOW ZONKERS!

[tubafishy]

That is the title of a box of popcorn my parents had in the living room.  The side panel reads as follows:

What to do with SCREAMING YELLOW ZONKERS!

• Put them in your mouth.
• Put them in your friend's mouth.
• Read to them.
• Dress them up and take them to the show.
• Tease them.

Comments

[smouldering_ash]

Wow, they have a really effective marketing strategy. That would've caught my attention.

[weepingprophet7]

I fail to find humor in the mentioning of said "zonkers". Many will die in an attempt to end the quest of the screaming popped corn.

"Glory to God...death to zonkers."
-the weeping prophet has spoken

[tubafishy]

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

[tubafishy]

(That's my boyfriend, btw)

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