I have to:
Buy my mom a birthday present and/or cake.
Buy champagne for prom. ("you...you can buy a whole lot of Mums...")
Get buff.
Get rid of soon-to-be zits.
LEARN HOW TO SLOW DANCE...(or how to fake it reasonably well...)

I HAVE...:

Less than 24 hours.

Twenty Dollars.

Mmmm....I love a good challenge...!

All will bow down to Warren Zevon...

You've been warned, fucktard...

Fuck you, school in the morning! Fuck you right in the ear ( Read more... )

In life, each person is dealt a specific amount of pain to make them who they are. If you couldn't handle it, you would be dead. Simple as that. Who or whatever "god" is, it gives us only what we can deal with. It's up to us to fucking DEAL WITH IT. Roll with the punches, people. If you embrace pain and painful situations, you come out of them ( Read more... )

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Kayla and I went to see the Real McKenzies tonight...

aohrawerwer..naofo werwer.na.ew rARHAHORA RRLNAKR HAWHRHHAEHROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can STILL hear bagpipes...and see uncircumcised Scotsman penis flapping under pulled up kilts....

I wish I was 32...at least then I'd have an EXCUSE for feeling like a know it all asshole all of the goddamn time. And I wouldn't have to have dumbasses lumped into my peer group...

I could TOTALLY buy booze, too...

Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz....

Today was ok. We practiced. It was really nice. Then Ryan, Casey and I went to CiCi's and ate. I ate hella anchovies, man...those things are totally tempting for some reason ( Read more... )

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life!

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile ( Read more... )

"My dear young lady," said the Professor, suddenly looking up with a very sharp expression at both of them, "there is one plan which no one has yet suggested and which is well worth trying.
"What's that?" said Susan.
"We might all try minding our own business," said he. And that was the end of that conversation.