DURANGO, Colo. (Feb. 4) - A Colorado judge ordered two teen-age girls to pay about $900 for the distress a neighbor said they caused by giving her home-made cookies adorned with paper hearts ( Read more... )

My friend saw one of those big display balloons on top of a Currency Exchange by her house today. It read:

"WE CASH TAX REFUND CHECKS"

and in small letters underneath:

"AND WELFARE CHECKS, AS YOU ALREADY KNOW"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA.

I'm bringing the codpiece back into style.

This is pretty accurate ( Read more... )

Since I am not motivated, I choose to blame the weather ( Read more... )

I came across a quote recently which pretty much sums up Bush supporters and those who think the war in Iraq is justified and well worth the expense.

"What good fortune for those in power that people do not think".

So true. Oddly enough, it was written by our longtime pal Hitler.

Your Score ( Read more... )

Troya5: you are obviously one of my favorite people on earth
MissJenna19: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MissJenna19: u too my dear!
MissJenna19: my love!
MissJenna19: my worrrrrld
MissJenna19: i just laughed so hard
MissJenna19: HAHAHAHAH
MissJenna19: i think i peed a little

So I am back in chicago now. I'm kinda pissed off because a good band is playing at the bar and Niki is back in town. (in charleston ( Read more... )