cause baby im the berlin wall, try to tear me down

[tuckus]

tomorrows my birthday and im planning on wearing this big pink dress i got thrifting that makes me like a giant birthday cake. everyone gets a slice.

tonight i had supperclub. i got to say 'oh charles'. and i think i almost touched lizzs' golden poon.

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[substanccce]

my poon is hardly golden.

[kel_totherescue]

OH CHARLES.
mail me a slice?
happy birthday slugger. miss you.

[failedaddiction]

I made you a card and it should be in the mail tomorrow!