Big kid tested, motherfucker approved.

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I wonder if I can update hungover... well, I'm not really hungover. I'm just wondering if I could. In the meantime, the whole left side of my torso hurts. After the fever night, I haven't been able to inhale completely because my lungs hurt, especially in the cold air. That's okay though, because I've learned to survive on 30 percent less oxygen (

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[underscore___]

I'm the first. That picture jake took was good. You should sell those on oneof his sites.

[tucumcari]

1. You own a serial killer's cassestte tape, the very one he was listening to when the police were chasing him. He died. You survived. Who's the bigger man now???
2. Have you ever tried spinich pie? It's really good.
3. Chess, and scotch.
4. AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! (why are all our inside stories or jokes about STDs?)
5. Telemedia. You were always walking around saying things and I wasn't ever listening.
6. The Polar Bear (Ursus maritimus), also known as white bear or northern bear, is a large bear native to the Arctic. It is the largest land carnivore species. It is the apex predator within its range. It is well-adapted to its habitat: its thick blubber and fur insulate it against the cold, its white color camouflages it from its prey, and it hunts well both on land and in the water.
7. Did you ever end up doing the **** ***** in ******'s ***? Because that would be ******* awesome.

[apiforu]

ooo do me do me.
annabelle rebecca

[tucumcari]

1. We headbutt as a greeting. But I think only each other.
2. You remind me of the movie "Pretty Woman," because you act just like Richard Gere. It's uncanny.
3. Chess, and banana berry fandango skingraft.
4. Snagglerock Disco Macaroni.
5. First time I ever talked to you, I walked into your house and you were sitting at the computer.
6. Broad-faced Potoroo (Potorous platyops) was first collected in 1839 and described by John Gould in 1844, but even then it was rare and only a handful of specimens were ever collected, the last in 1875. Subfossil remains indicate that it originally had an extensive distribution from the semi-arid coastal districts of South Australia to the Western Australian coast, and possibly as far north as North West Cape.
7. Are you ever gonna give up on those menthols? They're terrible for you!

[apiforu]

5. i think i was naked too, or at least not wearing a shirt
7. yes, i'm thinking of giving em' all up. but menthols probably

[j_li_bean]

jess li

[tucumcari]

1. You are very gullible.
2. Carrots?
3. Wrestle, and noodleberry.
4. Bad credit.
5. This one time, I was sleeping in the park, and for some reason, we had an entire inflatable matress with us and sleeping bags and we got up at five am to sneak in the house so that mom would never know we were gone.
6. Salmon are anadromous: they are born in fresh water, migrate to the ocean, then return to fresh water to reproduce. Folklore has it that the fish return to the exact spot where they were born to spawn and modern research shows that usually at least 90% of the fish spawning in a stream were born there. In Alaska, the crossing over to other streams allows salmon to populate new streams, such as those that emerge as a glacier retreats. How they navigate is still a mystery, though their keen sense of smell may be involved. In all species of Pacific salmon, the mature individuals die within a few weeks of spawning.
7. Do you have, like, twenty bucks?

[mentira_dulce]

Daniela.

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1. Everyime you dance, an angel falls to earth (but don't worry, they get burned up in the atmosphere).
2. Have you ever tried lettuce? It's good.
3. A wrestling game of chess, in quadrapalegic cherry doodlefuck.
4. DBGBG,,LLBGM;BMLDGKZMKHD;M
5. I was peering over the edge of an active volcano, watching the magma churn, and that's it. Nothing happened. But it was cool.
6.

[chelsea_shay]

see username.

[tucumcari]

1. You're like, a rockstar and stuff. Or something like that. But you're good