Comments | tucumcari: I don't want to, when I feel like a could have gone longer

tucumcari

I don't want to, when I feel like a could have gone longer

Dec 19, 2005 16:55

So, the doctor thinks that since my infected tonsils are getting worse everyday, I not only have strep, but I have mono on top of that. How the fuck did that happen? Well, regardless, today I woke up, listened to stand-up comedy for a while, I think I fell asleep, watched pornography for a while but didn't have the energy to do anything about it, ( Read more... )

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violetglaze December 19 2005, 22:49:35 UTC

YOU POOR BABY

I WISH I COULD KISS YOUR TONSILS

HA HA I'M REALLY DRUNK AND THIS POST SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FROM KISSING GIRLS

PORN WILL ONLY MAKE STREP WORSE

EVERYONE SOUNDS LIKE A MORON IN ALL CAPS

tucumcari December 19 2005, 23:26:20 UTC

I wish you could kiss my tonsils, too. I tried to get my mom to do it, but she wouldn't. You're a better role model than she could ever be. I agree with you, and if it would prevent strep/mono, I would go gay. But unfortunately, that's what you get from kissing guys, too. OH WAIT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN WRITING IN CAPS TO TRY TO JUSTIFY YOUR POINT

YEAH I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT

CAPS DON'T WORK SO WELL FOR ANYONE TRYING TO SOUND SMART AND NOT PUNCTUATING HELPS

violetglaze December 19 2005, 23:29:56 UTC

WHO WANTS TO READ MY MANIFESTO!?!?!?!?!?!?!

In all seriousness, strep sucks. My tonsils have fought against me for many years, so my sympathy for you technically bleeds into empathy.

Consider your tonsils kissed and sucked and licked and blessed. Now go eat some ice cream.

tucumcari December 19 2005, 23:48:48 UTC

I ate ice cream and it made my tonsils hurt because they were too cold. I'm better off with the chicken noodle soup Josh brought me. Or annorexia. Annorexia's cool too.

violetglaze December 19 2005, 22:50:39 UTC

I AM A TERRIBLE ROLE MODEL!!!!!!!!!!,/H1>

violetglaze December 19 2005, 23:14:30 UTC

HAHAHAHA!!!! NO no you're not!

virulent_ December 19 2005, 23:15:05 UTC

that was nicky by the way

violetglaze December 19 2005, 23:17:25 UTC

Oh Nicky. Will you still respect me? With my vodka-addled brain? It's not even real Russian vodka, it's some stupid Baltimore distilled crap! In a plastic bottle! Shto ya delaiyou?

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kassionbroadway December 20 2005, 05:16:33 UTC

dear aladdin,

don't die. that would suck. and i'd cry way too much for my own good. if you'd like, i'll come over and feed you hot soup, and some of mommy's pain pills. she really seems to like them, so maybe you will too.

much love and well wishings,

kashan

tucumcari December 20 2005, 14:05:11 UTC

Yes! I would love some soup. You'd be the second to bring me soup, and the third to offer it! I love soup! I'm gonna give you a call today.