you'll attend college for a semester then get caught up in a mob racket. after two or so years of smuggling and murdering your way to Columbia, you'll be kidnapped by a slave ring and sold somewhere in Taiwan. This will prove to suck, as you are bought by some old guy with constant diarrhea who needs someone to change his diapers every two hours. eventually, he will die and you'll inherit millions, most of which you'll spend on building your own rocket ship. you'll build a castle on the moon, but the oxygen generator will crash after a few weeks and you'll suffocate. your ghost will haunt the castle, which won't get any visiters for almost 400 years, and when they come, they will be Ghost Busters. I'm sorry.
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Name: Lauren Elyse Kashan
Tale of Human tragedy: This year.
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But-- my Name-- is Darcy--
my tale-- of-- Tragedy-
is-- the Funeral--
mourning-- in my--
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