OH MY GOD SO FUNNY

[tud]

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."
After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks

Comments

[chelchel8]

LOL here's another list i found a while ago and DIED LAUGHING... a lot of stuff on it is stuff that you have above... but still good stuff

Laughing so hard

[littlepriestess]

All of the stuff from both lists were awesome. I was extremely entertained and was laughing pretty hard. Y'all are hilarious.