I broke down and bought a pair of armani sunglasses. now i broke... but totally fabulous

( my new glasses )

Travis the lumber Jill. I was going to say lumber Jack, but who are we kidding? Anywho, I played with the chainsaw today, and hurt myself (of course). I was cutting a limb and it flew and hit me in the legs. It hurt and I said something to the extent of “mother f**ker! God D**n it. Geeze! F**k me in the a**!” and the neighbors happened to be ( Read more... )

my schedule for this week

tue: 8-12
wed: 8-12 2-4
thur: 8-12 2-4
fri: 8-12
sat: off
sun: off
mon: 8-12 2-4

do you see that 2 days off and 2 half days!!! how exciting!

I have absolutely no self control. I have gained so much weight lately. I just eat and eat. It’s so horrible. I have to wear a size medium shirt now. I actually cried last night when I stepped on the scale. 173! Yes, 173 lbs. I haven’t been this big in years. It’s so horrible.

Geeze, I was just watching people find out they were going to be ( Read more... )

if you have a AIM screen name posted on your profile i added you to my buddy list...

The Holidays are over… well except the new year, but that’s not very stressful. At least not like Christmas is. I hope everyone got what they wanted.

Phone conversation today (the caller id was blocked)

(cell phone rings- plays kiss me by sixpence none the richer)

Me: Hello?

Stranger: Who is this?

M: Travis. Who is this?

S: That’s not ( Read more... )

Your favorite thing to say in the bedroom is:That’s my elbow, dimwit

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colored my hair maroon again, now its all pretty for christmas... drinking dry wine which is horriable and makes me gag... good thing it was cheap anywho...

Ground Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yours" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about their 5 quirky habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names ( Read more... )

Senator Stevens of Alaska is a low down dirty piece of shit. He attached the ANWR bill to a Military defense bill. The ANWR bill has to do with drilling for oil in Alaska’s National Parks. IIts bull, you can’t attach that to the military defense bill. Its just wrong, and hes only doing it cause he knows that the only way ANWR will be passed… ( Read more... )