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[tulip_mania]

on tuesday afternoon we were released early (i feel like i'm a carrier pigeon or a wild racoon caught in somebody's garage when i say i was "released") from work because the federal government is a collective group of pansies and the district doesn't treat its roads. if i were pagan i'd say it was some type of present from a god of winter - do

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[evelynnash]

Oh, man. I saw a bunch of guys walking around the grocery store with roses on Wednesday night, and I was all, "Dude, you guys suck so hard."

I mean, I probably would've been offended had I not gotten roses at work that morning. But there's something about grocery store flowers bought on the same night that just seem so tacky. Try to ignore the fact that my flowers arrived in a cardboard box.