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"If there is someone on your friends list you would love to have an epic, sweaty, damn near legendary, 12 hour fuckathon with, post this same exact sentence in your journal"

( A slew of pictures.... )

I opened my eyes while you were kissing me once,
More than once.
And you looked as sincere as a dog.
Just as sincere as a dog does
When it's the food on your lips
With which it's in love.

I bet you could never tell
That I knew you didn't know me that well.
It is my fault, you see,
You never learned that much from me.

I took off my glasses while you were ( Read more... )

( Trick or treating with tigger. )

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME
(favorite animal, name of high school)
Hippo Wellington

working again isn't nearly as fun as i thought it be... its being away from Grayson during the day that bothers me the most though working with inept teenagers is quite the hassle.

at least its money and a fairly easy job.

there is so so very much to update but im so tired its painful

( heffelump baby )

( my pumkin in a pumkin patch )

You Are Apple Cider
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Question: How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
-Derrick, age 8

Question: When is it okay to kiss someone?

"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that."
-Curt, age 7