Number 1: The foot
Number 2: The shoulder
Number 3: The other foot
Number 4: The bridge of the nose
Number 5: The naughty bits
Number 6: Just above the elbow
Number 7: Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed
Number 8: The kneecap
Number 9: The ear
Number 10: The big toe
Number 11: More naughty bits
Number 12: The naughty bits of a lady
Number 13: The naughty bits of a horse
Number 14: The naughty bits of an ant
Number 15: The naughty bits of Reginald Maudling
Number 16: The hand
Number 17: The top of the head
Number 18: The feather (rare)
Number 19: The nose
Number 20: The armpit
Number 21: The bottom two thirds of the nape of the neck
Number 22: The nipple
Number 23: The shin
Number 24: Reginald Maudling's shin
Number 25: The brain
Number 26: Margaret Thatcher's brain
Number 27: More naughty bits
Number 28: The naughty bits of the Cabinet
Number 29: The interior of a country house
Number 31: The end