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[tullster]

I ate 2.5 pounds of beef today. In 20 minutes.

Originally I typed that as "I hate 2.5 pounds of beef".  Which is also true, but of course it was a typo.  I want to die and my body hates me.

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[tomasland]

I fed it to him!

using the tricky trick of hiding it in between two slices of bread

[tullster]

Why you little...