So a lot has happened.

But I'm only making a short update because most people know everything anyway.

For those of you that don't, I got in to Trinity University this semester and I have since moved to San Antonio. How do you like them apples? I can has college diploma?

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I'm pretty sure "an eye for an eye" does not leave the whole world blind. I think it would just leave everyone blind except for the last guy to poke.

Here is the revised adage:

"He who pokes last, sees best."

This is the best internet meme since Cosby.

It's finally found it's way to "official" media...

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=25289&in_page_id=2

Hilarious in every way.

Strep Throat. Hoooraaay.

At least I can sing like the guy from Tears for Fears now.

Well it's getting near Halloween, and you all know what that means.

Yup. Time to take pictures of yourself in your stupid costume and post them on your livejournal 2 weeks before Halloween!

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Keith Olbermann is just saying what you want to hear.

Ever since classes started a month ago, someone with the same initials as me has been intialing the wrong box on the roll sheet. This has been a cause for some concern, as he likes to erase my initials from my box believing he had f'd up again. I had to have a talk with the prof explaining that I have only missed two classes, not the 8 that are ( Read more... )

It only makes sense that in the wake of the huge success of Talk Like a Pirate Day, we extend the fun to the rest of the year. I suggest Talk Like a Pilot Day, and submit that it be held on May 16th, in honor of the release date of Top Gun ( Read more... )

brother: thing i didnt know of the day: the original yellow ranger died in a car wreck on I-5 ( Read more... )