mmm scallion pancakes...

[tulsssakcik]

So this weekend. Was weird but is now better. I went out all three nights, I think because I viewed the abundance of parties as a challenge to drink three nights in a row. And I passed that challenge! So I don't know if that's good or bad. But I keep thinking back to neuroscience where, despite my horrific grade, I learned a lot, and wondering just

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One ticket to the party, checking out the hotties

[whorelaure]

But dude, you WERE a huge genius when you were born so it all evens out.

I acutally might be jealous of this macarena C.D.... is that okay?

And, please don't tell me you eat scallion pancakes, because if you do, I'll dryheave all over the side of your car.

Thanks for being such an awesome listener. :-) Je t'aime.

Re: One ticket to the party, checking out the hotties

[atemplecorroded]

Dude...scallion pancakes are the best Chinese food everrrr, don't hate!! I definitely attempted to eat one whilst rolling around half-unconscious on the floor Friday night. But sadly I kept dropping it and got crumbs all over myself and wasn't lucid enough to think to dip it in duck sauce, which makes it not the best Chinese food ever but the best FOOD ever, of all time.

[texaspickle]

I choose to respond to the following things in your entry:

1. The fact that you wrote this entry at all makes me happy. Good to hear from you. It feels like a personal letter. Sappiness aside,

2. You drank three nights in a row also? We are winners. I think.

3. You spelled Gloucester just fine. Now, lets hear you pronounce it!

4. You can regain your girlish arm figure by lifting a lot of weights. And taking anabolic steroids. And lifting more weights. Soon you'll be pasting yourself with pancake makeup just to hide your rippling biceps and veiny triceps. I wouldn't worry too much about it.

5. Can't you tell I'm procrastinating?

my psych professor

[nikolaistrks]

My psych professor pointed out that alcohol kills germ cells, and germ cells are cells, just like brain cells, so therefore alcohol kills brain cells. Not so much. THe transitive property doesnt always work hon. So go have some fun! And lifting weights just makes your arms bigger. Like my sister calls me sausage arms because i used to have muscles from when i swam, but now the muscle turned into fat and it won't go away. Sorry if that wasn't what you wanted to hear, but there's no way of getting rid of arm fat.

[atemplecorroded]

I love that you are receiving multiple comments regarding arm fat. I can't say that's ever happened to me before...but my arms have gotten fat. See back in the day my arms were really thin, and one kid always called me "lanky slut". Yep. I wasn't a slut though. But anyway, then when I got fat from going to college my arms became fat as well. So I figure if I lose weight and become lanky again, my arms will shrink. But you are already pretty thin so I don't know man. It must be all the beer calories ;).

I think we deserve a prize for having the weirdest first weekend everrr. And by we I mean you, me, and everyone we know. I think that's the title of a movie.

Beating each other with bondage belts is definitely more fun than work. I have now told even more people bout the bondage belt. So you can suck my dick.

Love.