HOLY SHIT

[tumorhead]

We were asleep in bed and then
CHRIS FARTED AND IT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE A GIRL SINGING
like Ariel going "aaaaaaah"

FOR A MOMENT I WAS TERRIFIED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS IN THE APARTMENT

Comments

[willowistari]

Ahhhhhhhh

[viva_la_topknot]

Sweet Jesus ciniman titties! LOL!

[undyingwavesong]

haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaahaha

[orbyss]

Sydney was happily whistling in the other room until I read this and YELLED WITH LAUGHTER.

Like anything paranormal, I think you should demand that he replicate this experience with you or may we forever be doomed to live in the dark ages of never knowing how it occurred.

[anonymous]

I wonder if maybe your ear was ringing and you were half asleep?

[tumorhead]

being half a sleep probably added to it, but it wasn't an ear ringing noise