Yesterday the end of my tongue peeled! Eeeeeeew weeeird ( Read more... )

- I was joining Dr. House in his admission to the psychiatric ward. Everything was whitewashed and I commented how it Much Nicer than other wards I'd been in ( Read more... )

I dreamt I drew THIS on a wall.


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"hokey pokey sex"

Last night I dreamt of a dramatic plot concerning vindictively getting kicked out of my house along with several of my friends, and becoming part of a roving band of homeless youths.

We were hungry. We were angry. Clearly the best solution was to merge into a crude superorganism and prey on the people who hurt us to survive ( Read more... )

I dreamt I read a visciously dark book, After the Thunder Falls, based on a silly movie, which *then* inspired a flash game. They each took tiny parts of the previous and expanded on it. I spent dream-time thinking about that and forgot most of the content of the book. I do know that the twist at the end was that it was mythical and real animals ( Read more... )

I've dreamt awful dreams of persecution lately. Visions of being blamed and hated while I struggle and pine, if not for my innocence, than my apologizes. No one listens, no one is convinced. They're long hours of feeling utterly miserable and helpless, of striving to do what I can't. I sleep on my stomach and often have my arms pinned under me, and ( Read more... )

I can now recall, with startling detail, the entirety of dreams I've dreamt lately very easily. It's to the point where it's not neat anymore, but makes me bored and weary. It'd be different if the dreams were worthy of remembering ( Read more... )

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I was in the dentists office when a mother and her two kids, 8 and 10, come in. They started talking.
Boy, worried: "What was your number? And what is the number to put someone in jail??" :C
Mom: "Well for jail I think it's .08 but mine wasn't that high, I only had two glasses of wine."
Girl, gravely serious, "Did you get dizzy ( Read more... )