oh birdie

[tumorsarah]

my poor lil bird has made it her new life goal to lay as many lame eggs as possible and protect them with a passion. she laid one today. i risked my personal safety taking these pictures.

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[jezekel]

BRING THE BABY BIRD TO SCHOOL

[tumorsarah]

it's lame! not fertilized! can you imagine if we laid unfertilized eggs?

[tumorsarah]

DragonBroiler: she keeps accidentally rolling the egg out of the nest
DragonBroiler: and attacks me when i try to put it back in
MeTalkPirate1Day: ours used to do that
MeTalkPirate1Day: she'd lay an egg and then poop ginormous shits
DragonBroiler: i created an egg guard though so it won't keep rolling out
MeTalkPirate1Day: aww
MeTalkPirate1Day: that's so not necessary
MeTalkPirate1Day: give her a cold marble, she'll give up
MeTalkPirate1Day: that's how you break a bird from brooding
DragonBroiler: youre heartless

[tumorsarah]

my bird has since flung the egg out of the nest and caused it to crack. oh home grown abortions...

[astunnedsardine]

Hmm, what kind of bird is she?