Last year i saw the greatest sketch comedy song ever invented. Today it finally made it onto the internet. Please watch this, because it is genius and hilarious and the whole world should know.

Ao2-- The Authors Song-- Live at the PIT! from audienceoftwo on Vimeo.

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Ao2-- The Authors Song-- Live at the PIT! from audienceoftwo on Vimeo.

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So, i know you're all caring, sensible people, and i trust you. But i just want to go on the record asking ya'll to please not post anything from my journal to Facebook or Twitter. I am on Facebook, and i try to keep that for real life, and this for... shall we say inner life? Any rate, i would definitely prefer most of my FB people (read: work ( Read more... )

Bjorn: Ah, Lily, i think we're out of deep plates.
Me: ....... bowls?
Bjorn: Yeah yeah, that one!

Here's what i love: packing to go on VACATION omg ( Read more... )

Well, ya'll. Now i've got my Nook, and i'm nearly done with the Sookie Stackhouse books (though they're a bit more upsetting than i like, they're awfully addictive), i am in the market for some new reads! I've just finished rereading all my Barbara Michaels and Elizabeth Peters and Mary Stewarts, too, so i'm REALLY at loose ends. Any recs?

Dad: Well, every problem has a silver cloud.
Me: I'm not sure that's quite right.

Fantastic, listening to half a conversation.

Lindsey: *generic phone-answering pleasantries*
Lindsey: And where are you calling from?
Lindsey: Montana? Is that your company?
Lindsey: Yes, i know it's a state, but what company are you calling from?
Lindsey: No, i'm afraid we only deal with companies.
Lindsey: *hangs up* Same to you!

Bjorn and Lindsey are discussing a coworker's baby, who was born on Saturday.

Bjorn: Do they eat that early? Yeah, i guess they gotta. What do they eat?
Lindsey: Bjorn! Milk!
Bjorn: Oh yeah!

Ingvar: *just got new glasses and looks like Andy Warhol bred with a hipster or something*
Christine: Wow, Ingvar, you're like a different person with your new glasses!
Ingvar: No, actually, i am the same person.

Showed Bjorn the farm photos today! His response: Those are chickens? But they're black! I thought chickens only came in yellow!

Here is Bjorn:

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(That is my favorite Muppets scene ever, probably)