3 tidbits for each of my family members

[tuneguru]

My sister is on a softball team called the stealers, not the thieves or the steelers

Comments

[djsven]

Perhaps the constant tugging on the stitches of your rear pockets caused by your forceful hand shoves result in those gaping holes.

Stop lying in your bathtub, that's really gay. At least get out of the tub and cry on the bathroom floor. Or just learn to wield that chainsaw. Then you can cry on the bathroom floor, clutching it to your breast.

[airportrunaway]

You can cry in your bathtub if you want to! I do it too.
I miss you.