before you read, i assure you i have been drinking ( Read more... )

so matt fisher gave me bronchitis. this is the first time he has ever given me anything. what a prick ( Read more... )

My voice sounds so rough right now. a cold has rendered it on a "bad ass" or "emphasemic barfly" setting. (i just coughed up phlegm on a notecard, cause my garbage can is outside) anyways, i lost my voice at work, and i noticed a huge before and after effect with the voice change. Before people would boss me around or just take me for a jackass ( Read more... )

so its that time of year... i guess this is where i put something really trite in ( Read more... )

i fucking love summer dresses.

If i were Cole, i would have put

i love fucking summer dresses.

that kid is such a bro.

The month of may is going to be one of pure unadulturated hell. projects so far up my ass, im puking them out from the stress. Theres so much homework to do... All i want to work on is this Potty Mouth skit I've been toying with. Basically all i have to do is build a talking toilet and film it... what could be sweeter than that?

I left for school this morning thinking " My what WONDERFUL weather we are having today!" Content with the current status of the climate, i left for school wearing nothing but a white tee. I arrive, class starts, ends, and i prepare to leave the building. Ten paces from the exit door i feel the draft of a much milder windflow. Outside, breathe ( Read more... )

What a crazy dream. I blame cole for coming in to the house at 4:20am and waking me up. upon falling asleep, i had had a nightmare that i havent dreamt about since i was 6. I'm in this fantasy castle where there are inanimate stiff dolls. all of them live in the castle. Theres a king, queen, peasants, a joker, the blueberry maids, and an evil ( Read more... )

I need to make up my mind... what will i do?

December '05. I am going to move to northern California/Oregon.

or

June '06. I am going to move to northern California/Oregon.

Both sound so good. But i dont think i can wait til '06.

Right now I have no time for any type of serious relationship. Semi-serious is still overbearing. All the same, i feel that i should take more risks when it comes to asking girls out and just getting to know them. But i need an occasion to ask someone out to, perhaps a dance party ( Read more... )