Danzig is always funny

[tupelo]

Someone posted on Metal Sludge asking if anyone knew how to meet Glenn Danzig, and what were his likes and dislikes?

Deathcurse, who is a total card, responded:

Likes:

Evil
Elvis
Wolves
Bicep implants
Reading

Dislikes:

High stages
High shelves
Northside Kings
Jerry OnlyOh, Danzig humor, I will always laugh at you

Comments

[stellamaris]

HAHA.

You know, when I was reading Nerd Girl the first time through I made my (now) exbf read all the parts that mentioned Mr. Danzig and he *NEVER* believed me that he was short.

[karimonica]

I saw him last night!

HE IS SO FAT

[jonfmorse]

My Glenn Danzig story:

I met him at the San Diego Comic Con in 1993? 1994? One of the two. It was when he was launching his comic company, and he threw this big warehouse party. I was with the late Kate Worley (Omaha the Cat Dancer), who was a 6'1" red-headed Amazon woman.

My meeting with Glenn was short. How short? Short enough for Kate to look down... waaaay down... at Glenn and say, "Goddamn, you're short." He stomped off.

[kali_licious]

*snicker* the only thing he forgot in "likes" was "imagining I'm Jim Morrison."

[calexxia]

I'm still excited to go see him in a couple weeks.

Yes, I suck like that.