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[tuppingl1berty]

Hey guuysh, youz all should check out my latesht in-ven-shun.

All youz gotsa do to make 'un is combine one bottl' a' scotch with one shot glass, an' allathasudden, you can deal wit all the shit we left at home.

Now that's scienz workin' for tha common man!

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[divine_ferrari]

Getting drunk in the middle of the day to cope with our situation?

Disgraceful.

[tuppingl1berty]

I dun haff to prove nothin' to the Man, an' I don' haff to prove nothin' to you.

[divine_ferrari]

Have you no shame?! Being loose with one's alcohol and flagrantly displaying it to the community as a whole is abominable behavior! It shows lack of restraint, apathy for the community at large, and sets a terrible example for the younger generation! As far as I'm concerned, such crude and crass behavior is worth a death sentence!

[tuppingl1berty]

Jus you wait man. Wai' till you've been heer as lon' as I have with no sign of a way home an' tha life you left behind.

*takes another shot*

We'll see how high'n'mighty you feel then.

[jillsandwiches]

Oh, god, not another all-alcohol week. It's not even St. Patrick's Day.

[tuppingl1berty]

Isa town doin' sommat again? I welcome it!

HEELLO MAYFIELD! YOU'RES SO MUCH COOLERER THAN SOME GIRL! PLEAS SCREW US OVER SOME MORE!

[jillsandwiches]

Maybe you should lie down, Tim. Come on, let's get you back to your house.

[tuppingl1berty]

*concentrating to speak more clearly*

'S not like there's nothin' out here that's worth it. The rest of you all seem like good peoples (Well, most of you), you know, the real people here.

But I miss my home, and it's lookin' like somthing's gonna get me killed in some stupid accident before we figure out how ta' beat these bashtards.

[mayfield_mods]

Well said, Tim!

[tuppingl1berty]

Was I talkin' to you? I don't think I was!

[mayfield_mods]

Now don't be like that, Jonesy! Have another cold one!

[tuppingl1berty]

Drinkin' in the middle of the day and mixin' alcamahol?

Sounds like a plan.

[hide_break_play]

Nice invention. Can I test it?

[tuppingl1berty]

Of course not, your justa kid!

[hide_break_play]

So?

[tuppingl1berty]

Well, kids shouln' be drinking, for reasons that I am SURE I will remember better whenI'm soberer.

[rainbowbrush]

Another invention? What's this one do?

[tuppingl1berty]

I' makes me bloody drunk iz what it does! I can't deal wid this place righ' now!

[rainbowbrush]

Awww, is the big strong adult cracking under the pressure?

[tuppingl1berty]

Yes, mockery from a li'l girl. Thass jes what I needered righ' now. Nex' up, the hall a lemon juice on paper cuts!