Right after the peak of my consecutive academic death
weeks, I got some crazy, nasty death cough from Nathaniel and it lasted
me for two, horrible weeks. Thankfully, it finally calmed down just in
time for me to go to PASIC (Percussive Arts Society International
Convention) in Columbus, Ohio. This is my third year as a member, but I
had never gotten around to making plans to go to the convention until
this year. I absolutely regret waiting until now.
The drive up there was fun...at times. When I wasn't getting car-sick
in the 15-seater van, it was 12+ hours of Brittany, CJ, Brian, and me
in the back making horrendous and offensive jokes, singing the "titty
song", and basically making sure everyone stayed awake. I assure you
the gross jokes didn't stop there.
We stayed at this little hotel that had a kickin' round bar, where we
spend pretty much every night after conventionizing. It was a nice
place to relax, talk drums (like we didn't do that all day anyway), and
teach Pablo some "advanced" English.
The actual convention was amazing. There were a good 4 or 5 clinics
happening every hour from 9 AM 'til 10 PM (with a two or three hour
break around 6). I found myself mostly at drum-set clinics with Jason,
Jesse, and Kevin. I ended up spending most of my time with them and CJ.
Some of the people we saw were...
Gustavo Meli - Extremely ambidextrious. Was able to do a cascara and a 3/2 clave with ONE FOOT.
Virgil Donati - God. Don't get me started on this guy.
John Blackwell - Drummer for Prince. Does awesome stick tricks all around the set and an even better imitation of Prince.
Bernard Purdie - "I may not be able to play as well as some of these guys...but I certainly look the best doing it."
Steve Smith/Ganesh Kumar - Showed how to put Indian beats into Western drum-set.
Akira Jimbo - The one-man band. Used a bunch of MIDI triggers to play
"Stairway to Heaven," "Mission Impossible Theme," "007 Theme," "Bridge
Over Troubled Water," and "Ode to Joy" all WHILE playing some kick-ass
set at the same time.
Jason Bittner - Drummer of Shadows Fall. Super-duper fast feet.
Jimmy Degrasso - Badass drummer of Megadeth. Also had extremely fast feet.
Terreon Gully - My new favorite drummer. Versitile as hell, but can play drum'n'bass rhythms like he invented it.
Steve Gadd - Was inducted to the PAS Hall of Fame. Innovator of linear drum-set playing.
Some non-drum-set clinics:
She-e Wu - The best/beautifulest marimba player...perhaps ever.
Ganesh Kumar - Played some crazy fast Indian rhythms with his hands AND his mouth.
Phantom Regiment - Played a few excersizes/show music and displayed the Moeller technique.
We also saw a couple of high school/college indoor drumline
comeptitions. North Texas was there. Enough said. My favorite
performance had to have been that of Stefon Harris and his group,
Blackout (Terreon Gully was the drummer). These guys were absolutely
phenomenal. Every single member is extremely smooth and talented at
what they do, and their chemistry is like nothing I've ever seen or
heard.
When we weren't at a clinic or concert, we were shopping. There was a
huge room that was filled with hundreds of booths from nearly every
single drum/percussion dealer around, big (Zildjian, IP, Sabian, Pearl,
Dynasty, Remo, etc...) and small (Silverfox, Cooperman, Vader...), and
most of them sporting some kind of discount for the convention. It felt
like heaven in there...a room filled with expensive and FUN toys that
anyone was allowed to play around with. As you can guess, it was loud
as hell in there, too. They were handing out ear-plugs at the entrance.
I would have liked to catch up on some sleep there, but I think I
expected too much out of myself. Despite having to wake up at 7 every
morning, I still ended up staying awake with Brittany and CJ or with
Pablo until 3 AM on all but one night. I really enjoyed talking to
Pablo. He was telling me how nervous he was about having a good career
and standing out and everything, even though everybody who has ever
seen him play knows he'll be one rich MFer in due time. It kind of
comforted me in a way, knowing that even the guys I look up to so much
are as much of a mess as I am. He also had a couple of really good gay
and circumsicion jokes...I have no idea if he learned them here in
America or not, but they were some of the sickest/funniest things I've
heard. Maybe it was just his foriegn-accented delivery that did it for
me.
Steve Smith (drummer of Journey) and Steve Gadd (drummer for Paul Simon
and millions of others) both had concerts with jazz/big bands in a
Buddy Rich tribute that closed the convention. Steve Smith played "Mr.
Hi-Hat," which blew most of the thousands of other professional/student
drummers in attendance away.
The ride home took even longer than the ride up, but felt even shorter.
I really didn't want to come back home yet. I still wanted to play with
the toys and watch other people be really, really bad-ass at things.
Its such a cool feeling being in one concentrated area with a few
thousand other people who love drumming just as much as I do, and who
could all piss their pants at the same time as me while seeing some of
the clinics. I guess all of the bonding with Doc and the 14 other
guys/girls from the UGA studio wasn't all that bad, either.
Austin, Texas. 2006. I'll be there.
Quote(s) of the Entry:
"What's the difference between after-birth and sand? You can't gargle sand."
- C.J. Rolison IV.
"Very good, gay. Very good!"
- Pablo