"There is no emoticon for the way i feel."

[turborocketkiss]

man, you guys could have warned me about this. i had to go and find this shit on my own. Everybody say 'Thank you Abe.'12/17/02: WESLEY WILLIS UNDERGOING TREATMENT FOR LEUKEMIA

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[azwethinkweiz]

damnit. wesly eillis kicks ass. why do cool people have to get shitty diseases and stuff.

[retro_move]

oh my god, i think i almost cried.

[dukowski]

I warned you dummy when I told you the show was cancelled. Months it has been since I told you to sgn up for the Alternative Tentacles newsletter... Sometimes I just don't know what I'm gonna do with you...

[turborocketkiss]

cancelled show = Leukemia ?

i want to see the poor bastard take a dump on a car. make that happen. thats what you you can do.

the sadness.

[redlightdeath]

these trying times inspire me musically:

wesley willis got cancer
wesley willis had to cancel his show.
he is in da hospital so da doctors can make him better
da doctors work in da hospital

chorus:
CHRONIC MYELOGENOUS LUKEMIA
CHRONIC MYELOGENOUS LUKEMIA
CHRONIC MYELOGENOUS LUKEMIA
CHRONIC MYELOGENOUS LUKEMIA

in da hospital, da nurse can bring you food
sometimes she stick a needle in your arm
there is a button to press and call da nurse
you have to wear a white robe and your ass hangs out the back

CHRONIC MYELOGENOUS LUKEMIA
CHRONIC MYELOGENOUS LUKEMIA
CHRONIC MYELOGENOUS LUKEMIA
CHRONIC MYELOGENOUS LUKEMIA

[musical break: preprogrammed keyboard melody loop]

wesley willis rocks the hospital.
wesley willis will fight leukemia with rock music and batman.
the nurse has a nice ass.
i want to pinch the nurs's ass.

CHRONIC MYELOGENOUS LUKEMIA
CHRONIC MYELOGENOUS LUKEMIA
CHRONIC MYELOGENOUS LUKEMIA
CHRONIC MYELOGENOUS LUKEMIA

rock over cleveland. rock over london.
wheaties, the breakfast of champions.

Re: the sadness.

[dukowski]

did that make you feel better, bitch?

what the fuck¿

[redlightdeath]

if you don't like my tribute to wesley willis, then eat a dick.

for someone who says they like the man's music, you sure don't recognize a tribute when you see one. what's your beef anyway¿ just relax, don't strain so hard shitting that huge rod out your ass.

and yes, yes it did make me feel better. what's your beef anyway¿ just relax, don't strain so hard shitting that huge rod out your ass.

Re: what the fuck¿

[dukowski]

did suddenly laughing at Leukemia victims become trendy amongst scene kids? cos' that's the only reason I could come up with why laughing at a homeless schizophrenic diagnosed with leukemia would be even remotely humorous... because it's trendy.

I'm sure you've better things to do: Go shrink your t-shirts, shine your GAP shoes, watch Donnie Darko and leave me alone.

Oh, and I eat enough fiber and drink enough water
and have no problems shitting, thanks for your concern, though.

Actually, except for that day with Alberto's Super Fries and the Holy Grail, you can ask your boyfriend turbo rocket Josh about that hilarious anecdote.