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[turboxtofu44]

A possible dilemma in the future dawned on me recently and I've been pondering as to how it can be solved:

Suppose that in the rare case I get married one day, how the hell do I train my kid (supposing the rare case that I have one) to be bilingual?

Comments

[anonymous]

you enlist (read: PAY) your amazingly bilingual cousins and friends to beat teach your kids.

duh.

of course, you can start learning the way yourself. what else are kung-fu drama serials and karaoke good for? learning chinee!!

--pu jie

[triteea]

why would that be hard?

[timothyl]

That's why you gotta marry someone whose mandarin is superior to yours. Problem solved. As long as you keep using Chinese, the kids will incorporate Mandarin into their lives.

[wtpp]

you need to let them spend the summer at uncle Wayne's 5 million dollar mansion.

[henro]

you need to let them spend the summer trying to smuggle uncle wayne back into the U.S.