YOU BASTARDS ARE FORCING ME TO BE SENSIBLE AGAIN! A POX ON YOU!

[turco]

::Steps up to the eldest uninvolved sibling* plate::

Right. You four. Sort it out for the love of Eru, this is ridiculous. I'm not taking sides here; I think you're all as bad as eachother. Maglor; you're far too emotional. Caranthirë; you're far too unfeeling. Elros; you're far too sensitive. Morno; you're far too tactless and you're all equally

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[kurufinwe]

*blinks*

Who WAS that masked man?

[turco]

I'm seriously considering toilet papering some random landmark to make up for all this sensible behavoiur and mediation. Wanna come with?

[kurufinwe]

We should bring Miro. Start him off right.

[turco]

I dunno...I'm planning to get roaring drunk. Would that work with you guys?

[caranthire]

FINE. I'm sorry your boy whines, Maglor. And for mocking him because of that. >:|

Now can I get back to getting drunk and celebrating my capacity to wreak havoc with TWO limbs?

[turco]

>.< Without the sarcasm please?

[caranthire]

But I AM sorry he's stuck in this predicament as well as for pissing him off. >:|

What, you want me to lie?

[turco]

"I'm sorry your boy whines, Maglor"? That wording is hardly diplomatic.

Look, you had this argument in the paper journal, everyone saw the whole thing and I didn't once see Maglor deny that Elros angsts, he knows that, that's not what he's taking issue with you about. He's complaining about you taking the piss out of him for it.

[mornaquilde]

>:|

Why? He never liked me before he shrunk and what's changed now?

[turco]

Maybe, just maybe the shrinkage was a way of giving him a second chance. A little like rehousing only without the period of playing checkers with Namo. So just give it a go, hm? If it doesn't work, you've lost nothing.

[mornaquilde]

*grumbles*

Bet he's not even remotely interested in plastic explosives and swords.

[turco]

Neither is Lindorie.

[peredhel]

*blinks*

Huh? What are you talking about, I've forgotten about that incident already. It was a one-time thing. *confused ome*

[turco]

*pats*

Have a chat with your ada about it some-time.

[peredhel]

'kay. :S

[turco]

Nothing to worry about really.

[maglor_harper]

Any bright ideas?

[turco]

Well it might be an idea to tell him the truth about the Fickle Mun Syndrome for a start. At least then he'd understand what everyone is going on about when they talk about the copious angsting.

[maglor_harper]

*bites his lip*

How do I explain that? Re-housing lite?

[turco]

Um...well it just happened to Amrod so you could use her as another example. He might understand better if sees it's happened to someone else.