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[turco]

*gibbers*

She'll find out it was me. She always finds out. Then I'm a dead man. Oh yes. WHAT WAS I THINKING!? Beware of Numenoreans bearing job offers, no matter how ticked-off you are with your sibling. Especially if said sibling is a dab-hand with a machete.

How much does a ticket to Eressea cost these days? :S

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[kurufinwe]

You want to put a hold on the nervous breakdown and tell me what you did?

[turco]

Er, well. I was a little bored so I answered this ad in the paper and it turns out that one of those Numenorean types wanted a private investigator to see if King Beardy I was having an affair with Caranthire.

Sooo...I was feeling a little ticked off at Caranthire because she was being less than sympathetic about my house blowing up so I took the job.

Then I see her and him doing things that from where I was standing looked and sounded pretty damn dodgy so I report back. And then you can probably fill in the rest yourself. :S

[kurufinwe]

. . .

YOU SPIED ON OUR SISTER FOR SOME ASSHAT MORTAL??

[turco]

NO! FOR MONEY!