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[turco]

*paces around the living-room of his very empty, very quiet house* ;_;Okay, think Turco, think. You can solve this. So your girlfriend has been hypnotised into thinking that it's the First Age and the only sure way to cure it is to kill the dragon that put on the enchantment in the first place...problem being that said dragon is very large, very

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[kurufinwe]

She called me horrible, bro. And here's your crossbow back.

[turco]

*snaps* YOU KNOW IF FIN CALLING YOU "HORRIBLE" WAS THE WORST THING THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY, I'D BE PRETTY FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

*takes the bow* Thank you.

[kurufinwe]

No problem.

[turco]

*sigh*

Sorry. I'm just worried and I'm not used to feeling like this and I don't like it, make it stop. :(

[caranthire]

:S

Want me to have a go talking to her? I mean, I'm a she now and it might make her stop and listen?

[turco]

I suppose it's worth a shot. My ideas usually begin and end with drunken rampage so any suggestions are welcome.

[caranthire]

C'mere you.

*bestows unto you a hug*

[turco]

If Cano hadn't been busy spazzing I might have got to her sooner. >:|

[erchamion]

tried to kill Beren, ended up getting your butt kicked

Awwww, look who's admitting the truth now. >:]

[turco]

Only because Huan switched sides, if he hadn't, your ass would have been ours. So there. Nnyah.

[erchamion]

Spare me the 'you stole my dog' speech, hmm? Actually, in a way that statement defaces you as well, proving that your strength to beat me depended on Huan as well.

Anyways, in the spirit of starting over - good luck with your inbred missus.

[turco]

YOU STOLE MY DO-

Oh. Sorry.

Thank you. But she's not my missus. We co-habit. We're a modern incestuous couple.