I haven't had this much fun in YEARS
1. Do you like Chinese food?
ya, but not the hardcore Chinese food like chicken feet and dog bread
2. How big is your bed?
it’s not a bed, it’s like a larger version of a shopping cart
3. Is your room clean?
yeah but its only 50% my room and 50% my fault… maybe 55%
5. Favorite comedian?
Danny, dane cook, mitch hedberg
7. Does anyone like you?
and by that you mean what happened to the last person who said he/she/it didn’t like me.
8. What’s the sexiest thing about Condoleezza Rice?
the helmet-shaped hair
9. Sleep with or without clothes on?
I guess pajamas aren’t a choice…
11. Who sleeps with you every night?
well whitney sleeps on the other side of the room, but if I had it my way…
12. Do long distance relationships work?
obviously
13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
once. I should have had my license suspended, but I’m a girl.
14. Pancakes or French Toast?
French toast
Do you like coffee?
No, but I like supporting multi-national corporations that exploit brown people in third world countires.
16. How do you like your eggs?
sunny-side up or scrambled with cheeeeeese.
18. Last person you talked to on the phone?
le danny
21. McDonald’s or Burger King?
mmmmmmmm Mc Donald’s. shit. I just realized that I have never seen a Mc Donald’s anywhere in Portland. I’m gonna ask some people down town if they have ever heard of Mc Donald’s
22. Number of pillows?
as many as I can get… like whores
23. Last thing you ate?
peanut butter
24. Last thing you bought?
a Ronnie Lott Jersey
25. What are you hearing right now?
lol. Shhhhh. Whitney is sleeping
26. Pick a lyric, any lyric or song?
”Today love smiled on me,
It took away my pain said please.”
Aaaand
“He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians”
27. What kind of jelly do you like?
apricot and blackberry
28. Can you play pool?
sometimes
29. Do you know how to swim?
I’d rather swim than walk
30. Favorite ice cream?
yuck
32. Tell me a random fact:
Tonight at dinner this guy paid a dollar to see another guy stand on a table and get a pie in the face.
33. Ever play spin the bottle?
I wish.
36. Craziest place you've slept?
a sleeper car on a train in france clearly not designed for sleeping
39. Pick a movie quote:
"…this beer tastes like piss!!” “that’s because we piss in it!!”
44. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
lol probly 5 mins ago but a few nights ago I saw the ugliest tree in the world and it had one leaf on the end of this disproportionately long stick. I made fun of it…
45. What time did you wake up this morning?
8:30
47. Best thing about winter?
Sharing blankies with people
49. How Old are you?
legal in 14 days
51. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
How can you overrate something so extreme?