CONCRIT POSTSome nice manly sparkles for Reno. I MEAN. If you've got anything to say about my Reno, this here's the place to do it. Or in the actual HMD posts in the RP, but those only happen every other month, I think. Whatever. Just comment, goddammit. I'd love a bit of help if I'm doing something completely wrong ( Read more... )

[LOOK I BROKE HIATUS EARLY anyway here is Reno in some sort of zombie costume. He has skin flaps on his cheeks. LOOK AT HIS SKIN FLAPS!]

A masquerade. [Takes some time to consider this. HE IS A ZOMBIE AFTER ALL give him a break.]

Hell no.

[Standing in Tifa's room. Or at least what was previously Tifa's room.]

Who else is gone?

New roomy, huh? Least it's not Cloud. That man is shit for entertainment.

[Is also holding two candy apple things.] Chocolate or caramel, Tifa?

[Have you ever wished to see Reno covered in mud from head to toe? Well, now's your chance. He's lying in a lovely patch of disgustingly slick muck, with that classic 'B|' expression. Amused, he is not- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, dontcha know.]

That is ten thousand kinds of fuckin' lame.

Rude?

[dot. Dot. DOT.]

You're all on crack.

Regen, shut up for a secon-- no, stop it, it's not-- you're hopeless.

[Teaching the parrot the song he was hearing was a bad idea. Said parrot likes it very much, and will not stop.] I'll give you to Rude and then you'll learn how to be quiet. Bet you'd like that, huh? [Glares at bird. Bird chirps at Reno.]Rude? Other Rude? Either of ya want this ( Read more... )

[This here is Reno in bed. His hair, if you care to notice, is very, very static-y. His shirt is also somewhat singed. This, children, is why you don't sleep with e-mags.]

JESUS FUCK.

Tifa, you alive? In one piece an' not missing limbs or anything, yeah?

[He himself is wrapping up a hand in bandages, smoking (ha ha sorry Aerith) as he watches Regenbogen eat a celery stick. Do parrots eat celery? Whatever.]

I swear to god I'll kill ya if you're dead. [paaaause] Cloud's gone if ya haven't noticed, by the way.