Comments | turkeyshaker: Hey Danny...

turkeyshaker

Nov 24, 2003 00:54

Your mom is so fat, when she walks down the street in a red dress, kids run up and ask for kool-aid.

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angelalala November 23 2003, 22:20:36 UTC

Hey Allen... Danny says Turkey Day is his favorite holiday, in his most recent entry. I'm just saying, maybe you wanna be nicer to him.

lovemycar November 23 2003, 22:51:36 UTC

Your mom is so fat that when she gets cut, she bleeds milkshakes.

turkeyshaker November 24 2003, 07:29:56 UTC

Your mom is so fat she jumped up and got stuck.

lovemycar November 24 2003, 08:02:18 UTC

Your Mom is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.

angelalala November 24 2003, 09:17:43 UTC

Dude, ew.

maverick182 November 24 2003, 11:50:51 UTC

you mom is so fat the muscle to fat ratio on her body can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.