Matty was like: i want to make a Tetris text adventure game
JustAskFor Aaron: hah. programming text based adventure games suck
Matty was like: > You see a row of tetris blocks with a 't'-shaped hole. what do you do?
1 - enter L-block
2 - enter square block
3 - enter T-block
4 - enter Z-block
>
JustAskFor Aaron: 2.
Matty was like: > just as you are about to fill the gap, a Zulu Hunter ambushes you from behind!
he attacks!
he hits for 24 damage.
exits: N W S
>
JustAskFor Aaron: look at zulu hunter
Matty was like: > You stand before a Zulu Hunter:
He looks like a Zulu Hunter. He has a spear! he is dangerous!
he attacks!
he hits for 19 damage.
exits: N W S
JustAskFor Aaron: take zulu hunter
Matty was like: > You take the Zulu Hunter. He fits nicely into the front pocket of your purple chainmail overalls.
There is nothing important here.
exits: N W S
JustAskFor Aaron: N
Matty was like: > You go north.
There is nothing important here.
exits: W S E
JustAskFor Aaron: W
Matty was like: > You go west.
There is nothing important here.
exits: S E
JustAskFor Aaron: S
Matty was like: > You go south.
There is nothing important here. --OR IS THERE?!?!?!?!?
exits: N S
JustAskFor Aaron: look at there
Matty was like: > Hmm. I guess there isn't anything after all.
There is nothing important here.
exits: N S
JustAskFor Aaron: S
Matty was like: > You go south.
There is something important here.
exits: N
JustAskFor Aaron: N
JustAskFor Aaron: N
JustAskFor Aaron: E
Matty was like: > You attempt to go north, but something important blocks your way!
There is something important here.
exits: N
JustAskFor Aaron: drop zulu
JustAskFor Aaron: take zulu
JustAskFor Aaron: throw zulu at block
Matty was like: > You drop the Zulu Hunter and he immediately runs after an errant serengheti kangaroo!
The Zulu Hunter leaves north.
There is something important here.
exits: N
JustAskFor Aaron: look at here
Matty was like: > Here is a troll! Oh no!
There is a Troll here.
Matty was like: Troll attacks for 56 damage!
Matty was like: Troll attacks for 60 damage!
JustAskFor Aaron: take trolls hair
Matty was like: > there is no 'trolls hair' here.
Matty was like: Troll attacks for 71 damage!
Matty was like: Troll attacks for 21 charisma damage!
JustAskFor Aaron: power up
Matty was like: > You assume power up position. You begin to catch fire and grunt loudly for twenty minutes!
Matty was like: Troll attacks for 56 damage!
Matty was like: Troll attacks for 59 damage
Matty was like: > You continue to power up!
Matty was like: Troll attacks for 112 damage! ***Critical Hit***!
Matty was like: > you have powered up.
JustAskFor Aaron: add Z to name
Matty was like: > what?
Matty was like: Troll attacks for 3 wisdom points!
JustAskFor Aaron: kick troll
Matty was like: Troll does 5d6+9 strength damage!
Matty was like: You kick the Troll! he takes 45,039 damage! Troll dies!
Matty was like: Troll drops:
a rusty sword
a rusty belt
a rusty cup
a rusty codpiece
a rusty piece of rust
a rusty stick
a huge emerald
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JustAskFor Aaron: take all
Matty was like: > you take all the rusty things. i lied about the Emerald.
JustAskFor Aaron: attack game
Matty was like: >you attack the game! you die!