Tough Choices, Vol. I

[turkishpirate]

fellas:
you get into a car accident one day driving on the highway in the middle of the night. it was a disastrous crash and you would have certainly died, but miraculously a genie appears out of nowhere and saves your life. however, this miracle comes with a strange caveat: as a result of the magic that the genie just used to keep you from certain

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[colourblinddays]

hmmm, i'd say butch rosie, but i'd probably wear a wig over it for the rest of my life.

but hey, if i ever get sick of living, all i have to do is grow my hair out, granting me instant death. how fun!

[turkishpirate]

wouldn't it be easier to wear a wig on a bald head, though?

[colourblinddays]

yeah, but at least i'd have hair. i would feel naked without it, and in the winter if i was walking around my house bald, my head might get cold if i werent wearing my wig.

NEVERMIND! i quit.

[robot_helmet]

Butch Rosie 'do. And after I'm disowned from family and friends...that's when I'll grow it out and get killed. THEN I'll steal Jennifer and Brad's spotlight.

[turkishpirate]

"GIRL WITH BAD HAIRDO DIES" -- you really think that headline would steal B&J's spotlight??

[10000pirates]

Handlebar moustache, no question.

Then I can wear a black suit and top hat, cackle maniacally, and tie maidens to railroad tracks. Nya ha ha ha ha!

[turkishpirate]

are you sure you put enough sugar in? you have to keep adding sugar until you can feel the grains on your teeth when you drink it -- then it's just right.

[iblameyoko]

The only thing worse than Rosie O'Donell post coming out hair is having people think that you were following some sort of Rosie O'Donell trend.

Also, there can only be one lesbian/comedian/talk show host at one time and right now it's Ellen. People need to respect that.

So I choose baldness.