four?

[turkishpirate]

one day when i open my Pizzeria/Karaoke Joint/Tea House/Venue Bar and i get sweet indie bands to come play shows every weekend i will have security guards at the entrance who will make everyone who comes in raise their arms up and assume the position in which one gets patted down for weapons only instead of patting them down i will have my staff

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[thecureforcolds]

man, the BO thing bothers me at EVERY show.

[turkishpirate]

it is a serious problem facing our concertgoing youth today and i urge congress to enact legislation.

[techieguru]

*sob*

[turkishpirate]

haha. wow, how did you strike out your username??? that's incredible.

send me your address, you earned it.

[lolapirate]

l. p.
wesleyan u
222 church st. box 5172
middletown, ct 06459

[turkishpirate]

fabulous.

i hope you like trinkets and doo-dads. maybe some bric-a-brac as well, but only if you're really good.

[lolapirate]

okay, but watch out--they confiscate tchotchkes.

[turkishpirate]

they?? shit, all this time i've been bandying about my tchotchkies like taiwan was about to fall into the ocean.

at least my knick-knacks are safe.

[abr0kenstar]

This is probably the best post I have read in a long time. See, that's what I get for browsing Livejournal.

[turkishpirate]

thank you sir or m'am [sm'am?]

apparently no one else liked it because i went from getting 30 comments to like 3. bastards.

[thaumaturge]

2-392 Erb St. W.
Waterloo, Ont. N2L 1W6
Canada