ten months: an abridged progress report

[turkishpirate]

THINGS I HAVE LOST

- my former status of not being an international criminal
- one guitar capo, black, easy-release clamping action
- the word 'like'*- several shades of pastiness

Comments

[lautumnnnna]

you can't say that you've gained seven inches of hair and then say that you've also gained a hair cut! seven inches of hair should be under the things you've lost. i'm not a fan of the well/very substitution because 'w.' doesn't have the same abbreviation power as 'v.'

haha unemployed. work at mighty taco!

[turkishpirate]

7 inches net gain!

and 'well' will only replace the word 'very' in full

[athlongeek]

abbrvs. are for lazy ppl.

[turkishpirate]

technically i believe i am largely responsible for spreading the abbreviation of very, but i also make no claim against accusations of laziness, so there you go.

[roteaschen]

no, youre dead. don't be silly, you can't update!

[turkishpirate]

you may be surprised to hear that we have the internet in the afterlife. unfortunately i have been sent to hell, so it consists only of LJ and furry fetish porn sites. i guess i should have obeyed those commandment things after all.

[thecureforcolds]

if i weren't half dead i'd have something more intellegant to say other than: i enjoyed his post.

and i am out of the loop...i assume you were in canada? no? where, for what?

[turkishpirate]

living the metropolitan lifestyle in europe, ostensibly for school but really just a 10-month long vacation, all things considered.

[lanouvelle]

Wow, you're ... somewhat alive.
Shocking.
Enjoy your new mission in life.
Dangerous things are appealing.

[turkishpirate]

slightly more alive than this time last year i suppose, but that's progress for you. dangerous things are indeed appealing, though this is mostly due to the fact that a personal habit for danger gets one laid.

well wishes,

etc

[switchduck]

But 7 inches of hair where?