Stupid-Ass Test or Stupid Ass-Test?
Every time you tell someone you're taking the SAT soon, they give the same advice. "Good luck", "Get a good night's sleep", "Eat breakfast".
The second two are useless. "Oh really? Gee thanks, you're a life saver!"
Why not give some advice I can use? Like "The answer to 23 on Part 2 is D" or "The essay topic is [blah blah blah]."
.<
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: Depends what it's about.
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: almost >.<
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: yes
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: Yeah but not big or noticeable
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: haha no
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: no
16. Nearly drowned?: no
17. Passed out?: no
18. Had a crush on somebody: yeah
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yeah
20. Been attacked by an animal?: haha my dog when I would come home from school. But a "Hey you're home!" attack not a "Grr" attack. And by a few friends of mine too. :P
21. Caught people having sex?: no
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: no
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: haha no
25. Made a wish that came true?: yes but only small things
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... where my brother and I had to climb a really tall pole up into the clouds. Well that's just part of it.
27. I'm only racist towards... people when I don't even realize it.
28. I don't even know why I… lost touch with my best friend.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... someone who will left unnamed.
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... leave someone you love who loves you back because you know it won't work due to a third party.
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy... a candy bar and save the rest.
32. It's hot. I should take off my... socks.
33. It's always more fun if you... are with a really good friend.
34. You can't eat steak without... a knife.
35. You better shut up before I... kick you in the back of the knee.
What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: Death glares, say something witty. Can't think of what at the moment. :P
41. Somebody was about to steal your car?: attack him
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: Scream, get far away from bed, try to get them off me, hope they're not poisonous.
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: Be embarrassed but crack up and move on.
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: I'd be so pissed off.
45. You have three wishes?: Optimism, happiness, and more wishes. :D Or a loophole to let me have more wishes, if more wishes aren't allowed. :P
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: Does she know what those are?
48. You had a time machine?: I'd visit the future, not the past. I'd be too afraid of messing up the past.
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: Comedy! Stand-up, clips from daytime 90s shows, etc.
Would you rather....
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record my dreams if I can show them to people. Otherwise, see future.
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: in between. Or really skinny so I can pig out and get to normal. It's easier to gain than it is to lose.
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: forest
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Christmas.
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Dunno. I don't wanna insult either place.
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental. Working there.
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: snow board well. I've done it before but I kept falling.
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja
62. What is your definition of love?: The basis of good.
63. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: male, taller, humor
64. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: IWIWADP.
65. Were you too scared to do it?: The last question? No.
66. Who or what is your worst enemy?: I don't have enemies.
67. Who is the last person you kicked?: My brother ... :/
68. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: A knight, because it can jump :D
69. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: N/A
70. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: N/A
What Is Your opinion?
71. "Girls are nothing but drama.": At this age many are but most have at least a little other stuff too. :P
72. "Only idiots watch The Simpson’s.": No.
73. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": WRONG.
74. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": wrong.
75. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": Not all of em. Depends what your problem is. What drink to serve to coworkers, for example. :P
76. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": Well did Sylar go to college? Heheh.
77. "Music is stupid.": Fuck you.
78. "Your car sucks.": Only I have the right to say that! :P Naw it's awesome, even tho I can't drive it yet.
***
1. Would you rather have a boyfriend, or friends with benifits?
boyfriend.
2. Do you tell your best friends everything?
almost.
3. How have you felt today?
overall, a mix of calm, pensieve, nervousness, sleepiness, and anticipation.
4. When was the last time you had butterflies?
They'd be butterflies if they were good.
7. Who's a celebrity you find extremely attractive?
Demetri Martin. In his younger self.
8. Last time you talk to your best friend?
Yesterday, technically day before.
9. And why might that be?
She wasn't here yesterday.
10. Something you say often?
"I know." Like I say it when it means 'Yeah yeah we get it'
11. Have you ever cried and didn't know why?
Yeah, well I didn't know at the time :P
12. What are you wearing on your feet?
My comfy maroon socks with dogs on them :D
13. Last person you talked to on IM?
Manda
14. Do you have plans for today?
sleep, wake up, school, piano, teach piano, SAT study ...
15. Do you like your name?
Yeah
16. What color are your fingernails?
nail-colored?
17. Whats your favorite song?
"This is The End (For You My Friend)" by Anti-Flag
18. What phone do you have?
An old one from 7th grade.
20. Do you have feelings for anyone, and if so, do they know?
I'm not sure and if so no I don't think so.
21. Things you first notice about the opposite sex (physically) :
Their eyes, hair, and/or smile.
22. Last person you sat next to?
My mom in the car on the way home?
23. Last time you were disappointed?
When I realized my Math grade dropped to a B after the final >.<
24. Do you like being in pictures?
depends who's taking it. and my mood.
25. Have you ever been more attracted to a significant other's sibling than them?
Never had a sig other
26. Are you happy at the moment?
tired and nervous but otherwise yes.
27. Do you tend to fall for people easily?
depends on who. prolly yes.
28. Is your bedroom door open?
No.
29. Do you have any tattoos, if so which hurt the most?
None.
30. Where is your heart?
In my rib cage, near my lungs and cardiac muscles ...
31. Last time you fell down? Why?
Don't remember.
33. Who was the last person to call you?
Telemarketer Dx
34. What were you doing at 10 am?
Culinary class methinks :D
35. Would you rather be cheated on, or with?
On cuz otherwise I'd feel guilty and I hate guilt.
36. Last person who drove you somewhere?
Mom.
37. What do you hear right now?
"Charlie" by Red Hot Chili Peppers and the typing on the keyboard and whirrrr of LappyTop
38. who was the last person to wear your clothes?
Me. Other than me prolly mom. She's wearing my clothes that I don't fit into anymore. >.<
39. What was the first thing you did/thought when you woke up?
Went back to sleep
40. What woke you up?
Mental alarm clock
41. What was your last thought before going to sleep?
Dunno. "I'm tired" "SAT GAH" "Stoopid ..."
42. Do you like fire?
Haha wednesday we had candles in lit class. Twas fun. But they smelled like candles. As opposed to rain or vanilla or flowers.
43. Do you wish on stars?
I don't wish, I want. Stars don't make miracles.
44. What color are your nails?
scroll up. Yeah that's a shade of red.
45. What was the last book you read?
Tuesdays with Morrie.
46. Who was the last person you ran into unexpectedly?
Mom's friend at Starbucks.
47. Do you have a job?
Piano teacher :D Best job everr!
48. What was the last thing you ate?
Chicken Tikka Masala with Paratha :)
49. What is your favorite fruit?
Strawberry, apple, grape, watermelon, pomegranate ...
50. Who do you talk to the most in your classes?
Mon, Miranda, Parissa, Michael, Melanie, Michelle, Ben, Karla ...
51. When and where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you kissed?
Never been.
52. What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
M&Ms, learned stuff, ortho wasn't like "OMG RUBBER BANDZ" at the appt today ...
53. How many TRUE best friends do you have?
Two or Three.
54. Would you rather get up early or sleep in?
sleep in
55. Tell me about the shirt you're wearing:
Blue.
56. What would you change about your life right now?
Myself. I'd be nicer and less stoopid and less annoying and average looking and I wouldn't be able to write an entire essay to answer this question.
57. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
Depends on what.
58. What's on your bedroom floor right now?
wires bookshelf desk bed drawers bag backpack bin shoes
59. Who's the last person you got into an argument with?
Karla. My book is better :D Well it wasn't a real argument it was one o them petty ones.
60. Do you trust people?
Some.
61. Do you like anybody right now?
Sure.
The second two are useless. "Oh really? Gee thanks, you're a life saver!"
Why not give some advice I can use? Like "The answer to 23 on Part 2 is D" or "The essay topic is [blah blah blah]."
.<
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: Depends what it's about.
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: almost >.<
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: yes
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: Yeah but not big or noticeable
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: haha no
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: no
16. Nearly drowned?: no
17. Passed out?: no
18. Had a crush on somebody: yeah
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yeah
20. Been attacked by an animal?: haha my dog when I would come home from school. But a "Hey you're home!" attack not a "Grr" attack. And by a few friends of mine too. :P
21. Caught people having sex?: no
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: no
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: haha no
25. Made a wish that came true?: yes but only small things
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... where my brother and I had to climb a really tall pole up into the clouds. Well that's just part of it.
27. I'm only racist towards... people when I don't even realize it.
28. I don't even know why I… lost touch with my best friend.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... someone who will left unnamed.
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... leave someone you love who loves you back because you know it won't work due to a third party.
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy... a candy bar and save the rest.
32. It's hot. I should take off my... socks.
33. It's always more fun if you... are with a really good friend.
34. You can't eat steak without... a knife.
35. You better shut up before I... kick you in the back of the knee.
What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: Death glares, say something witty. Can't think of what at the moment. :P
41. Somebody was about to steal your car?: attack him
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: Scream, get far away from bed, try to get them off me, hope they're not poisonous.
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: Be embarrassed but crack up and move on.
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: I'd be so pissed off.
45. You have three wishes?: Optimism, happiness, and more wishes. :D Or a loophole to let me have more wishes, if more wishes aren't allowed. :P
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: Does she know what those are?
48. You had a time machine?: I'd visit the future, not the past. I'd be too afraid of messing up the past.
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: Comedy! Stand-up, clips from daytime 90s shows, etc.
Would you rather....
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record my dreams if I can show them to people. Otherwise, see future.
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: in between. Or really skinny so I can pig out and get to normal. It's easier to gain than it is to lose.
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: forest
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Christmas.
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Dunno. I don't wanna insult either place.
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental. Working there.
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: snow board well. I've done it before but I kept falling.
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja
62. What is your definition of love?: The basis of good.
63. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: male, taller, humor
64. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: IWIWADP.
65. Were you too scared to do it?: The last question? No.
66. Who or what is your worst enemy?: I don't have enemies.
67. Who is the last person you kicked?: My brother ... :/
68. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: A knight, because it can jump :D
69. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: N/A
70. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: N/A
What Is Your opinion?
71. "Girls are nothing but drama.": At this age many are but most have at least a little other stuff too. :P
72. "Only idiots watch The Simpson’s.": No.
73. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": WRONG.
74. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": wrong.
75. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": Not all of em. Depends what your problem is. What drink to serve to coworkers, for example. :P
76. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": Well did Sylar go to college? Heheh.
77. "Music is stupid.": Fuck you.
78. "Your car sucks.": Only I have the right to say that! :P Naw it's awesome, even tho I can't drive it yet.
***
1. Would you rather have a boyfriend, or friends with benifits?
boyfriend.
2. Do you tell your best friends everything?
almost.
3. How have you felt today?
overall, a mix of calm, pensieve, nervousness, sleepiness, and anticipation.
4. When was the last time you had butterflies?
They'd be butterflies if they were good.
7. Who's a celebrity you find extremely attractive?
Demetri Martin. In his younger self.
8. Last time you talk to your best friend?
Yesterday, technically day before.
9. And why might that be?
She wasn't here yesterday.
10. Something you say often?
"I know." Like I say it when it means 'Yeah yeah we get it'
11. Have you ever cried and didn't know why?
Yeah, well I didn't know at the time :P
12. What are you wearing on your feet?
My comfy maroon socks with dogs on them :D
13. Last person you talked to on IM?
Manda
14. Do you have plans for today?
sleep, wake up, school, piano, teach piano, SAT study ...
15. Do you like your name?
Yeah
16. What color are your fingernails?
nail-colored?
17. Whats your favorite song?
"This is The End (For You My Friend)" by Anti-Flag
18. What phone do you have?
An old one from 7th grade.
20. Do you have feelings for anyone, and if so, do they know?
I'm not sure and if so no I don't think so.
21. Things you first notice about the opposite sex (physically) :
Their eyes, hair, and/or smile.
22. Last person you sat next to?
My mom in the car on the way home?
23. Last time you were disappointed?
When I realized my Math grade dropped to a B after the final >.<
24. Do you like being in pictures?
depends who's taking it. and my mood.
25. Have you ever been more attracted to a significant other's sibling than them?
Never had a sig other
26. Are you happy at the moment?
tired and nervous but otherwise yes.
27. Do you tend to fall for people easily?
depends on who. prolly yes.
28. Is your bedroom door open?
No.
29. Do you have any tattoos, if so which hurt the most?
None.
30. Where is your heart?
In my rib cage, near my lungs and cardiac muscles ...
31. Last time you fell down? Why?
Don't remember.
33. Who was the last person to call you?
Telemarketer Dx
34. What were you doing at 10 am?
Culinary class methinks :D
35. Would you rather be cheated on, or with?
On cuz otherwise I'd feel guilty and I hate guilt.
36. Last person who drove you somewhere?
Mom.
37. What do you hear right now?
"Charlie" by Red Hot Chili Peppers and the typing on the keyboard and whirrrr of LappyTop
38. who was the last person to wear your clothes?
Me. Other than me prolly mom. She's wearing my clothes that I don't fit into anymore. >.<
39. What was the first thing you did/thought when you woke up?
Went back to sleep
40. What woke you up?
Mental alarm clock
41. What was your last thought before going to sleep?
Dunno. "I'm tired" "SAT GAH" "Stoopid ..."
42. Do you like fire?
Haha wednesday we had candles in lit class. Twas fun. But they smelled like candles. As opposed to rain or vanilla or flowers.
43. Do you wish on stars?
I don't wish, I want. Stars don't make miracles.
44. What color are your nails?
scroll up. Yeah that's a shade of red.
45. What was the last book you read?
Tuesdays with Morrie.
46. Who was the last person you ran into unexpectedly?
Mom's friend at Starbucks.
47. Do you have a job?
Piano teacher :D Best job everr!
48. What was the last thing you ate?
Chicken Tikka Masala with Paratha :)
49. What is your favorite fruit?
Strawberry, apple, grape, watermelon, pomegranate ...
50. Who do you talk to the most in your classes?
Mon, Miranda, Parissa, Michael, Melanie, Michelle, Ben, Karla ...
51. When and where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you kissed?
Never been.
52. What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
M&Ms, learned stuff, ortho wasn't like "OMG RUBBER BANDZ" at the appt today ...
53. How many TRUE best friends do you have?
Two or Three.
54. Would you rather get up early or sleep in?
sleep in
55. Tell me about the shirt you're wearing:
Blue.
56. What would you change about your life right now?
Myself. I'd be nicer and less stoopid and less annoying and average looking and I wouldn't be able to write an entire essay to answer this question.
57. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
Depends on what.
58. What's on your bedroom floor right now?
wires bookshelf desk bed drawers bag backpack bin shoes
59. Who's the last person you got into an argument with?
Karla. My book is better :D Well it wasn't a real argument it was one o them petty ones.
60. Do you trust people?
Some.
61. Do you like anybody right now?
Sure.