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So I'm not continuing the story I wrote a while ago (I write sins not tragedies)
Because it's not a good story.
Instead I'll... stick with ficlets.
Sighing, Melody rested her head against the cold metal pole. She could feel the vibrations of the bus's motor, as if they were traveling up through the ground like lightning meeting her headache. Even after she released herself from the almost-icy spell, she could feel the invisible dent marks on her forehead, a reminder of the quivering going on beneath her very feet.
She gripped the pole. She could practically feel the greasiness of all the hands that had been there before her, the germs sinking into her palm lines as salty sweat seemed to attempt to wipe it all off. She wiped her hands on her torn jeans. The same jeans she had been wearing for the past year, which certainly explained why they were torn.
She ran her fingers through her hair, which was greasy as well. It had been chopped short and dyed black, although it had begun to grow out and you could see her blonde roots.
The bus stopped and an old hobo-looking man seemed to crawl up the steps, choosing the seat beside her. Melody scootched away from the pungent smell of old person. She held the sleeve of her sweatshirt over her angular nose so as not to be disrespectful in her attempt not to breath, or at least to filter what she did.
The bus made a sharp, sudden turn onto Angus Street. Melody quickly pulled the cord and stood up, swinging her black purse over her shoulder.
Once the bus stopped, she stumbled down into comforting arms. "Oh Melody, I'm so glad you're home." Said the elderly lady that held her. She smelled like fresh cookies. Either that or it was Melody's cravings.
"So am I, Grammama." Melody replied.
"Why did you leave in the first place? We were so worried."
"I just needed to find myself. But no worries, I'm home now."
Today was mucho fun!
2- nuthin much. we finished out poster early so I pretended to study and read. Then we had the real test which was easy and then we did word scramble. I feel so smart. We pick a page (or two) and take any word on the page and scramble it and write it down and the other person tries to unscramble it. Normal people use vocab words. We use the words in fine print on the pictures (like instead of the word "ticket" we take the words on the picture of the ticket") and words that aren't vocabulary. I picked a page with Vocabulary headed by what types of words they were (ie "parts of a train") in English and scrambled the word "train" It was funny because they thought it was a verb. :D
4- We took that extra credit test. Everyone was like "OMG its so HARD" and I was like "STFU then and put random answers. It won't hurt you, kduhh." The everyone was talking and I was like "I said STFU, damnit!" (alright, so I said it nicer. The only direct quote is the first one). And I can't remember his name at the moment (Shari you know. It's Johnothan or something with a J I think?) but anyways he came and sat in front of me AGAIN and he spent the whole time talking and it was really annoying because then when everyone was done, he was on number 26 or summat. Then Austin discovered that by blowing over the top of his bottle, it made a really loud noise, and he was really happy and amused by that. He walked around making "music?". It was so childish, it was cute in a weird way. Oh, and does anyone know what happened to the sword (bathroom pass)? It used to be the favorite pass. Now its the flyswatter.
6- We read Taming of the Shrew. Each person read one charrie's lines. I read Kat's and it was so fun! I got to insult people, "slap" people, and meanwhile get praised as if I was some godly being. How awesome indeed. Sushi says the part fits me. Speaking of which, he was annoying and abusive as fuck today. He grabbed a stick from a kite and whapped me with it. x.X And I wrote down a few funny lines from part of the play we've done so far.
ACT 1 SCENE 1
line 255
Lucentio: Sir, give him head: I know he'll prove a jade.
(apparently it should be pronounced like 'heed')
ACT 2 SCENE 1
line 114
Baptista: [...] Holla, within!
(Michael was saying the lines for Baptista this scene, so all the Baptista lines were funnier when he said them. He was being Mad Gangster!Baptista and being angry, even when he was supposed to be happy)
line 157
Hortensio {as Lito}: [...] And bowed her hand to teach her fingering [...]
(forgot who had this part but it was the way he said it)
line 210
Katherine: Asses are made to bear, and so are you.
(I had to say this one. This made more laughter than the others funny enough)
line 241
Katherine: No cock of mine [...]
(Again, my line, and resulted in more laughter than in deserved)
line 300
Baptista: Why how now, daughter Katherine? In your dumps?
(It's the way he said it. Hahah, How now brown cow? :P )
so yes, mainly pointless stupid humor.
Anyway, Hayate has deemed herself "shopper" as a cross between sheep and otter (sheep otter :P). Oh and today we were talking about a random trip to Las Vegas and what everyone would do there. Hayate (or "shopper") and I decided we would do the whole chocolate spa thing and then spend a bunch of money in the arcade and return with armfulls of stuffed animals .
Sounds like something I'd do, no? :D
And we got all hyped up on my chocolate muffin (Hayate/shopper and I) and we randomly started jumping up and down :P
And w00t! can't wait for kite flying this weekend. :D
Because it's not a good story.
Instead I'll... stick with ficlets.
Sighing, Melody rested her head against the cold metal pole. She could feel the vibrations of the bus's motor, as if they were traveling up through the ground like lightning meeting her headache. Even after she released herself from the almost-icy spell, she could feel the invisible dent marks on her forehead, a reminder of the quivering going on beneath her very feet.
She gripped the pole. She could practically feel the greasiness of all the hands that had been there before her, the germs sinking into her palm lines as salty sweat seemed to attempt to wipe it all off. She wiped her hands on her torn jeans. The same jeans she had been wearing for the past year, which certainly explained why they were torn.
She ran her fingers through her hair, which was greasy as well. It had been chopped short and dyed black, although it had begun to grow out and you could see her blonde roots.
The bus stopped and an old hobo-looking man seemed to crawl up the steps, choosing the seat beside her. Melody scootched away from the pungent smell of old person. She held the sleeve of her sweatshirt over her angular nose so as not to be disrespectful in her attempt not to breath, or at least to filter what she did.
The bus made a sharp, sudden turn onto Angus Street. Melody quickly pulled the cord and stood up, swinging her black purse over her shoulder.
Once the bus stopped, she stumbled down into comforting arms. "Oh Melody, I'm so glad you're home." Said the elderly lady that held her. She smelled like fresh cookies. Either that or it was Melody's cravings.
"So am I, Grammama." Melody replied.
"Why did you leave in the first place? We were so worried."
"I just needed to find myself. But no worries, I'm home now."
Today was mucho fun!
2- nuthin much. we finished out poster early so I pretended to study and read. Then we had the real test which was easy and then we did word scramble. I feel so smart. We pick a page (or two) and take any word on the page and scramble it and write it down and the other person tries to unscramble it. Normal people use vocab words. We use the words in fine print on the pictures (like instead of the word "ticket" we take the words on the picture of the ticket") and words that aren't vocabulary. I picked a page with Vocabulary headed by what types of words they were (ie "parts of a train") in English and scrambled the word "train" It was funny because they thought it was a verb. :D
4- We took that extra credit test. Everyone was like "OMG its so HARD" and I was like "STFU then and put random answers. It won't hurt you, kduhh." The everyone was talking and I was like "I said STFU, damnit!" (alright, so I said it nicer. The only direct quote is the first one). And I can't remember his name at the moment (Shari you know. It's Johnothan or something with a J I think?) but anyways he came and sat in front of me AGAIN and he spent the whole time talking and it was really annoying because then when everyone was done, he was on number 26 or summat. Then Austin discovered that by blowing over the top of his bottle, it made a really loud noise, and he was really happy and amused by that. He walked around making "music?". It was so childish, it was cute in a weird way. Oh, and does anyone know what happened to the sword (bathroom pass)? It used to be the favorite pass. Now its the flyswatter.
6- We read Taming of the Shrew. Each person read one charrie's lines. I read Kat's and it was so fun! I got to insult people, "slap" people, and meanwhile get praised as if I was some godly being. How awesome indeed. Sushi says the part fits me. Speaking of which, he was annoying and abusive as fuck today. He grabbed a stick from a kite and whapped me with it. x.X And I wrote down a few funny lines from part of the play we've done so far.
ACT 1 SCENE 1
line 255
Lucentio: Sir, give him head: I know he'll prove a jade.
(apparently it should be pronounced like 'heed')
ACT 2 SCENE 1
line 114
Baptista: [...] Holla, within!
(Michael was saying the lines for Baptista this scene, so all the Baptista lines were funnier when he said them. He was being Mad Gangster!Baptista and being angry, even when he was supposed to be happy)
line 157
Hortensio {as Lito}: [...] And bowed her hand to teach her fingering [...]
(forgot who had this part but it was the way he said it)
line 210
Katherine: Asses are made to bear, and so are you.
(I had to say this one. This made more laughter than the others funny enough)
line 241
Katherine: No cock of mine [...]
(Again, my line, and resulted in more laughter than in deserved)
line 300
Baptista: Why how now, daughter Katherine? In your dumps?
(It's the way he said it. Hahah, How now brown cow? :P )
so yes, mainly pointless stupid humor.
Anyway, Hayate has deemed herself "shopper" as a cross between sheep and otter (sheep otter :P). Oh and today we were talking about a random trip to Las Vegas and what everyone would do there. Hayate (or "shopper") and I decided we would do the whole chocolate spa thing and then spend a bunch of money in the arcade and return with armfulls of stuffed animals .
Sounds like something I'd do, no? :D
And we got all hyped up on my chocolate muffin (Hayate/shopper and I) and we randomly started jumping up and down :P
And w00t! can't wait for kite flying this weekend. :D