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Mar 25, 2011 02:55

OK SO 1M ON TH3 S3COND OF TH3S3 TW1L1GHT BOOKS ( Read more... )

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whowashonk March 25 2011, 15:02:08 UTC

wHoOoOoOoOaAaAaA, tHaT wAs A sTeAmY pIlE oF a MoThErFuCkEr.
NoT rEaLlY mY mOtHeRfUcKiN bAg Of MiRaClEs, BuT sTiLl A fUcKiN rIdE.
hOnK hOnK. :o)
A++, wOuLd ReC lIkE a MoThErFuCkEr To BiTcHeS iNtO tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN rAiNbOw DrInKeR tRiPpIn.
wRiTe MoRe LiKe A mOtHeRfUcKeR.

turn4bout March 25 2011, 15:18:43 UTC

WHO4
S3R1OUSLY?

W4441TTTT
H4V3 YOU 3V3N R34D TH3 BOOKS G4MZ??
B3C4US3 YOU C4NT UND3RST4ND TH3 R3L4T1ONSH1P D3T41LS W1THOUT KNOW1NG TH3 CONT3XT!!

whowashonk March 25 2011, 15:23:59 UTC

tHaT iS a MoThErFuCkIn NeGaToRy.

turn4bout March 25 2011, 15:44:02 UTC

Y34H 1 F1GUR3D
OK S3R1OUS QU3ST1ON T1M3
TH1S 1S L3G1T

WH4T *DO* YOU 4CTU4LLY R34D??
1M H4LF CONV1NC3D TH4T YOU C4NT R34LLY 4ND JUST GU3SS WH4T 1M TYP1NG 4T YOU

[text! it's been a while.] paper_knight March 25 2011, 15:34:54 UTC

[What did he just read, what is going on.]

What do buckets have to do with anything?

[text] turn4bout March 25 2011, 15:44:55 UTC

UGHHHH
MOLDY
D1D YOU S3R1OUSLY JUST 4SK TH4T
1T H4D 4 F4D3-TO-BL4CK 3ND1NG FOR 4 R34SON!!!

[text] guess who isn't culturally sensitive paper_knight March 25 2011, 16:01:42 UTC

[Time to reread! And...Oh.

Oh.

...Really?]

You're not messing with me, are you?

[text] >8||||| turn4bout March 25 2011, 16:09:04 UTC

OK
CH4NG1NG MY RUL3S
P3OPL3 WHO C4NT R34D:
W1GGL3RS UND3R N1N3 SW33PS OF 4G3
4ND HUM4NS WHO SM3LL L1K3 MOLD

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ironlass March 25 2011, 15:49:29 UTC

i don't really understand what is going on??
are they going to do some cleaning?

turn4bout March 25 2011, 16:09:56 UTC

KJDSFGLHKSDF
J4D3 HUM4N
4V3RT YOUR 3Y3S
YOU 4R3 F4R TOO YOUNG FOR TH1S TYP3 OF F1CT1ON

ironlass March 25 2011, 17:53:18 UTC

haha i think im old enough to read about people kissing!
thats what i understand anyway
...what are shame globes?

turn4bout March 25 2011, 18:54:43 UTC

BLUHHH

DO 1 H4V3 TO L3CTUR3 YOU ON HUM4N 4N4TOMY TOO??
SH4M3 GLOB3S 4R3 THOS3 TH1NGS 1N HUM4NS TH4T S3CR3T3S TH3 D1S34S3 OF SH4M3
YOUD TH1NK D4V3 WOULD H4V3 TOLD YOU 4LL TH1S

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[Text] scary_enough March 25 2011, 21:17:52 UTC

...what did I just read?

[Text] turn4bout March 25 2011, 22:28:30 UTC

NOT3 TH3 P1CTUR3
1T SUMM4R1Z3S TH3 STORY PR3TTY W3LL

[Text] scary_enough March 27 2011, 20:41:59 UTC

And still makes just as little sense.

Granted, neither does the source material but this is if anything even more mind-breaking.

[Text] turn4bout March 29 2011, 12:33:28 UTC

OUCH
NOT ONLY 4R3 YOU 1NSULT1NG 4 BL1ND G1RLS 4RT 4ND F4NF1CT1ON
BUT YOUR3 4LSO 1NSULT1NG 4 BOOK SH3 L1K3S
J3GUS
YOU 4R3 ON 4 ROLL H3R3
G3T SOM3 FUCK1NG M4NN3RS H4H4H4H4H4H4

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[text] newitgirl March 25 2011, 21:38:26 UTC

'get the buckets'?

[text] turn4bout March 25 2011, 22:29:33 UTC

SHHHHH
DONT S4Y TH4T DOWN H3R3
YOU H4V3 TO PUT 4 W4RN1NG UP SO SOM3 L1TTL3 GRUB DO3SNT S33 1T

[text] newitgirl March 25 2011, 23:31:25 UTC

I don't get how buckets are bad.

[text] turn4bout March 26 2011, 00:05:13 UTC

1M NOT GO1NG TO 3XPL41N 1T
TH1S 1S W4Y TOO 3MB4RR4SS1NG
OH MY GOD

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