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[ when not training robots, terezi has taken to abusing office supplies and making fun of people. here are the fruits of her labors. ]

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TH1S GUY C4NT 3V3N W4LK
FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
Y34H, 1 H4V3 NO 1D34? N33DS MOR3 4MY
LOOK 4T TH1S B4D4SS
THOS3 4R3

Comments

[urnewkingbitch]

fuckin shitty in the very best of ways as usual
but fuck if im not silently laughing at those beauties tz
i think you missed it when i was blaring music in my room
didnt make a post about it cause thatd be fucking stupid

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OH D4RN >:I
M4YB3 YOU SHOULD G3T B4CK TO MUS1C BL4R1NG 4ND D1S4B1L1TY1NG
SO 1 C4N ST4LK

[urnewkingbitch]

nah
cant hear the music no matter the volume
granted i can feel it through the vibrations but its not the same
so theres really no point until this event blows over
i promise to blare music as soon as that happens
fuck the police

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FUCK TH3 POL1C3!!
UNL3SS YOUR3 BR34K1NG TH3 L4W
TH3N TH3 POL1C3 FUCK YOU >:]
BUT LOUD MUS1C 4ND P4RTY T1M3 1S 4CC3PT4BL3 BOTH SOC14LLY 4ND L3G4LLY
4ND 1S PR3TTY MUCH R3QU1R3D FOR COOLK1DS OF OUR C4L1B3R

[urnewkingbitch]

well shit if the cops are going to fuck me then i better stay on the sunny side of the law
there aint no way this strider is getting that treatment

awesome
spread the word that theres a coolkid party and everyones invited
this has actually been a pretty entertaining event
a little inconvenient at first but it grows on you after a while
and shit who DOESNT want to see karkat fall ass backwards down a flight of stairs?

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3X4CTLY >:]
M4YB3 W3 COULD
YOU KNOW
PUSH H1M 4SS B4CKW4RDS DOWN TH3 ST41RS MOR3 OFT3N
M4K3 1T 4 FR13ND 4CT1V1TY
4 P4RTY 3V3NT

[urnewkingbitch]

haha remind him how stairs are gods way of reminding you youre still his bitch
sounds like fun to me
hopefully he wont crack his hard head at the bottom of the stairs too hard
not so much fun when somebody dies from blunt force trauma

[turn4bout]

WH4T
NO
H1S L1TTL3 NUBBY HORNS W1LL PROT3CT H1S H34D
WH4T OTH3R US3 COULD TH3Y POSS1BLY S3RV3?!

[urnewkingbitch]

well what happens if you touch horns
actually what the fuck happens if they crack and break
extreme pain or what

[turn4bout]

M4YB3 YOULL F1ND OUT

[urnewkingbitch]

oh yeah
ill sneak into your room in the middle of the night and start molesting your horns to see what happens
or walk up to you in the middle of the day and do that in front of everyone
shit i might do it to kitkat if im left with no other choice since hes unaware of this nefarious plotting