OOC Meme yoinked from injuue_27963
It's funny because it could happen ICly.
pale_ash is being stalked on Livejournal!
black_n_gold is stalking pale_ash
black_n_gold’s REAL name :
Chantell Gibbons
black_n_gold’s REAL DOB :
28th January 1981
Height :152 cm
Weight : 73.9 kg
black_n_gold has dreamt about you :
22 times
black_n_gold became interested in you :
14th January 2004
black_n_gold’s latest dream about you
Both you and black_n_gold are working in an animal sanctuary together. black_n_gold suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how black_n_gold describes your relationship behind your back
‘I think pale_ash is a little intimidated about my obsession over her but I’ll soon win her over on the dancefloor with my kinky dancemoves!’
black_n_gold’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
black_n_gold was seen parading around town with pale_ash’s missing beret.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
black_n_gold has tattooed their mental image of your genetalia onto their upper forearm.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hold me my sweet angel and I shall forever be faithful. Well until you get old and ugly of course. Then it’ll be a completely different matter.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
8 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Ah fuck it not again. Look black_n_gold you little bastard, get your fucking head out of my bin or else I’m phoning the cops. Right that’s fucking it! Hello police? Yes it’s black_n_gold again. The little shit-stirrer."
black_n_gold’s Police File
When it comes to heartless thugs there aren’t many criminals who would top the list ahead of black_n_gold.
Testimonies about black_n_gold
_megaman_x - A withered old hag
‘To be honest I think pale_ash and black_n_gold deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.’
_ultra_mega_ - The Devil In Disguise
‘Fucking hell! This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. pale_ash should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head.’
blackheartlady - Marathon Munt
‘Thank Christ I never let black_n_gold into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!’
star_callisto - Brainless patriot
‘I use the word cunt sparingly - it’s more effective that way. I’ve spent all morning texting black_n_gold, with that word playing a key role in most of my messages.’
pale_ash is being stalked on Livejournal!
black_n_gold is stalking pale_ash
black_n_gold’s REAL name :
Chantell Gibbons
black_n_gold’s REAL DOB :
28th January 1981
Height :152 cm
Weight : 73.9 kg
black_n_gold has dreamt about you :
22 times
black_n_gold became interested in you :
14th January 2004
black_n_gold’s latest dream about you
Both you and black_n_gold are working in an animal sanctuary together. black_n_gold suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how black_n_gold describes your relationship behind your back
‘I think pale_ash is a little intimidated about my obsession over her but I’ll soon win her over on the dancefloor with my kinky dancemoves!’
black_n_gold’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
black_n_gold was seen parading around town with pale_ash’s missing beret.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
black_n_gold has tattooed their mental image of your genetalia onto their upper forearm.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hold me my sweet angel and I shall forever be faithful. Well until you get old and ugly of course. Then it’ll be a completely different matter.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
8 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Ah fuck it not again. Look black_n_gold you little bastard, get your fucking head out of my bin or else I’m phoning the cops. Right that’s fucking it! Hello police? Yes it’s black_n_gold again. The little shit-stirrer."
black_n_gold’s Police File
When it comes to heartless thugs there aren’t many criminals who would top the list ahead of black_n_gold.
Testimonies about black_n_gold
_megaman_x - A withered old hag
‘To be honest I think pale_ash and black_n_gold deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.’
_ultra_mega_ - The Devil In Disguise
‘Fucking hell! This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. pale_ash should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head.’
blackheartlady - Marathon Munt
‘Thank Christ I never let black_n_gold into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!’
star_callisto - Brainless patriot
‘I use the word cunt sparingly - it’s more effective that way. I’ve spent all morning texting black_n_gold, with that word playing a key role in most of my messages.’