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[turnaboutspirit]

ANNOUNCING THE GRAND OPENING OF THE EDGEYFEY MATCHMAKING SERVICES

Mister Edgeworth and I will be partnering up to help all you lonely people out there find dates!
♥♥♥
I know Mister Edgeworth has been a really really big help to all you already on the sly, but now we'll be twice as good and even the spirits will bless you with happiness and love

Comments

[refrainingly]

Matchmaking?

[turnaboutspirit]

♥

[refrainingly]

I think someone was already doing something like that before...

1/2

[turnaboutspirit]

Oh! That was what someone else said, too...

1/2

[blazingjustice]

!

[blazingjustice]

... Mr. Edgeworth's a matchmaker?

(Wow, he can do everything, can't he?)

1/2

[turnaboutspirit]

I never knew either! He's so talented ♥

[turnaboutspirit]

Are you looking for a special someone, maybe? ♥ We'll charge you half-price since you're a friend!

[do_you_bleed]

You putting these in the newspaper?

Actor and war veteran seeking anyone. Must like drugs and battle scars. Love of poetry is a plus.

[turnaboutspirit]

Ooh! The newspaper! I bet Edgeworth could arrange that; yes!

[turnaboutspirit]

♥ Yes!

[monochrome_mind]

...

No.

[turnaboutspirit]

That's your favorite word, isn't it?

1/2 i'm lol'ing here XD

[monochrome_mind]

2/2

[monochrome_mind]

In this instance, yes.

I can assure you that Mr. Edgeworth, whom I work for, would never agree to do something like this. And in the same hand, I object highly to this silly 'matchmaking service'.