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[turndownthesuck]

It's my seventeenth birthday, motherfuckerrrrrrs!

Well, even though I'm only seventeen (not even for like, four hours), I really have no firsts left to enjoy. Everything that I intend to do has been done. Bye.

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[postxscript]

Uhm you have lots of firsts left. Your first...speeding ticket, mortgage payment, gray hair...other fun stuff like that.

[turndownthesuck]

FIRST TIME GETTING MAULED BY A LION.

[postxscript]

Ha see I already experienced that first, luckily I was lifting bundles of newspapers at the time and therefore completely pwn2d the lion