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[turner23]

when i was at university, i lived in the catered section, as it made things easier and meant that i actually ate reasonable food, instead of living off two minute noodles, like a friend of mine had done (first reported case of scurvy in queensland after seventy years...). i was happily moving the cauliflower to the side of the plate, while

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[pogophoto]

*applause*

[captainflux]

Which is just how we like ya.

[jilder]

I thought that was rolled in butter?

[captainflux]

I'm on a diet.

[rolinator]

*likes this*

[afterthestorm]

Absolutely brilliant post!

[peterchayward]

I was not wrong in thinking it would be an interesting story. Follow-up question- why are you celibate?

[hypatiasghost]

He's holding out for me.

(I just *know* it.)