So you're the whippersnapper who burned my barn? Under all that straw I had a tractor with flamethrowers attached pointing in 8 directions. Once I got the transmission fixed the plan was to drive down the main street slowly, to attract them, then crisp the bastards in a massive eruption of flame. Then one evening I came out from my still to see the barn on fire and a couple of stinkers shambling away - on fire yes, but not fatally so. And my months of work melting under its concealment.
On the other hand I do have a stash of fuel you might be interested in, as it's not much good to me any more. Next time you're passing by drop in and I can spare you a couple of drums of it. You should be glad you didn't choose my other barn.
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I wondered if there were any actual zombies or not. 'Twas awesome indeed.
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On the other hand I do have a stash of fuel you might be interested in, as it's not much good to me any more. Next time you're passing by drop in and I can spare you a couple of drums of it. You should be glad you didn't choose my other barn.
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"...and there were still a lot of people looking for other people to eat."
now you just need to find an editor.
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