Don't Mess with Kim Heechul
title : Don't Mess with Kim Heechul
author : turnersyndrome
pairing : mainly kangteuk
rating : PG-13
disclaimer : I own nothing
summary : Kangin abuses Heechul a lot. Heechul is being a bitch like he is. And Leeteuk blinks too much.
A/N : it's true. I made Leeteuk blinked for too many times. And by the way, it's kind of a sequel of "I'm Surrounded by Morons."
'good evening, Leeteuk-ssi...'
'yes, who's this? :)'
'Korea's #1 manly guy, Kangbear <333333'
'lol :DDDD who. Kim Kangin?'
'bingo. you're so smart Leeteuk-ssi'
'that was kinda obvious though..."
'kekeke. so whatcha doing?'
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"I'm such a pathetic, perverted, coward..." Kangin mumbles while watching Leeteuk bending down a bit to retrieve his books from the locker. It's becoming an obsession, stalking Leeteuk. Even though now Leeteuk knows his existence and thinks of him as a friend- hell, they even kept on texting until midnight- he can't help but breaks into a cold sweat every time he's as even makes an eye contact with the other guy. That's Korea's #1 manly man for you.
"Really, man. Stop being such a creeper and just go talk to the guy. Fanboy." Kangin snaps his head to face the owner of the voice only to be greeted by Kim Heechul's bored look on him
"Heechul! Almost gave me a heart attack..." he pouts disapproving Heechul's action.
"Well you won't be if you had paid attention a bit for your surrounding. But no, you were too busy checking on that Park Leeteuk. And no, don't pout, you don't look as cute." Kangin looks away in embarrassment. He doesn't know which is worse; his physics test result this morning or Heechul caught him staring at park Leeteuk's butt.
"I was mourning on my fail physics test. Now go 'way."
Heechul rolls his eyes, "You fail on every subject anyway. Let's go eat, I'm starving." Kangin reluctantly tears his gaze from his angel and follows Heechul to the cafetaria .
Once they sit down on the cafetaria table, Heechul starts fussing about his hair from his reflection on the window glass. Kangin just rolls his eyes and fishes out his brand new phone. He just bought it yesterday. A high pitched laugh floats through the room and Kangin snaps his head from his phone screen. Park Leeteuk is bidding goodbye to his friend and then walks to the cafetaria. Kangin shoves Heechul from the seat beside him.
"Ah, Kangin. You're alone?"
"Teuk," he acknowledges, plastering the most charming smile he could muster. "Come sit. You're going to eat lunch?"
Leeteuk nods and takes a seat across Kangin, "I was just going to buy something. Heechul-ssi what are you doing down there?" he asks noting Heechul's current state on the floor.
"Resting." He says, disturbingly calm. Leeteuk blinks. Kangin slaps himself mentally.
"Why don't you join us here on the table?" Leeteuk suggests kindly.
Heechul slowly gets up while throwing a murderous look at Kangin general direction.
"No, thanks. I don't want to be such a cockblock, besides-" Kangin's jaw drops to the floor, Leeteuk blinks again, "- I have more important things to do, like, doing something to my hair. I know I'm not wanted here, and it's not like I don't have other friends than this raccoon face here-" Heechul keeps babbling while strolling out of the room. Both boys watch him until he disappears from their point of views.
"You have such… an interesting friend, Kangin-ssi." Kangin snorts silently at the mention of 'friend' but otherwise says nothing
"Are you on music club this afternoon?" Leeteuk shakes his head, "Nope."
"Great!" Kangin exclaims, over-excitedly, "we can walk home together!"
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"Gimme your phone."
Kangin looks up from Heechul's protruding hand. "What for?"
"I need to text hankyung, he ran away from me, that ungrateful, Chinese bastard."
"As far as I remember, you have your own phone, why should you use mine?"
"Because I'm out of load and I'm still pissed at you for your disgraceful behavior toward me on this lunch break. And I'm not asking."
Kangin just scowls and very reluctantly takes out his precious phone, Heechul snatches it rudely in a second ignoring Kangin cries of 'be careful!'.
He just watches dejectedly as Heechul kidnaps his new baby. He sighs and slumps on his seat, mind drifting away to certain someone with dimpled smile. He grins remembering that they're going to walk home together later, shakes his head furiously, and then buries his blushing red face in his hands.
On the other side of the classroom, Shindong and Yesung begin questioning his sanity.
"Did you… put soju on his drink again?" Shindong asks, munching on his fourth sandwich.
"I didn't even have lunch with him. But maybe Heechul or Kyuhyun did…" Yesung says just as Leeteuk passes by their classroom, chattering with his friends. Yesung glances at Kangin who looks even redder if possible.
"Or maybe not..."
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Kangin is practically skipping through the corridor. He is going to walk home together with his angel. Just the two of them. Perfect. What could go wrong?
"Leeteuk!" he shouts so loud that everyone around him throw him a weird looks. He barely notices.
Leeteuk looks shocked. He then starts backing away slightly when Kangin approaches him, all too cheerful.
"ready to go home?" Kangin asks, full of spirits. He smiles so wide it's scary.
"I, I just. I mean," Leeteuk stutters and Kangin can't help but thinks that he looks a little bit scared.
Okay, not. Leeteuk looks completely terrified. "I just remembered that I actually has basketball practice. Yeah, that."
"… basketball? You're on… basketball team?"
"No, I mean, yes. I mean, no I'm not. But I gotta go. Like, now."
Kangin's face falls visibly. "So we're not going home together?"
"Um, not. Sorry, Kangin. Maybe next time. See you around, 'kay?" and he retreats.
Kangin drops on his knees dramatically.
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Kangin is in a bad mood for the rest of the day. He snaps at anyone, anything. He snaps at his mother because his Kimchi is too salty. He snaps at his dog, he snaps at his video game, he snaps at his homework. At the end of the day, he collapses on his bed tiredly. He thinks maybe he should text Leeteuk, because, just because. He scrolls through his message and finds one message sent to Leeteuk this afternoon. 'what the. I didn't text him on the school, did I?'
To: Angelteuk
'You were so hot I wanna have sex with you right there and then.'
Kangin's jaw-dropped.
"HEECHUL I'M GOING TO KILL YOU."
Miles away, Heechul sneezes violently.
---
Kangin arrives at school to a smug looking Heechul and a groups of laughing idiots. Kangin slams his bag on the desk rudely and stalks off to Heechul direction.
"Why hello Kangin-ssi, how was you little date with-"
"DO YOU FUCKING REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE FUCKING DONE?!" Kangin grabs Heechul by the collar and shakes the life out of him violently.
"Relax, dude! I was just helping!" Heechul exclaims playfully, seemingly unfazed by the threatening hands on his collar.
"How do you call THAT helping?!"
"You took too long, I was just speeding up the process." he says nonchalantly.
"I don't fucking care! You are going to admit your doing in front of Leeteuk! Whether you like it or not I'm going to drag you with me later. We're going to say the truth to him. End of the fucking discussion!"
With that Kangin storms out of the classroom, leaving his friends laughing hard once again.
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"Leeteuk!" Leeteuk looks over, only to be greeted by the sight of Kangin marching towards him dragging a protesting Heechul by the hair.
"You bitch, let go of my hair!"
"Shut up! Leeteuk, wait!" Kangin cries desperately when Leeteuk pretends to not hear him.
Upon hearing his name being called again, Leeteuk starts to panic and run, but Kangin catches up to him.
"Teuk, wait! Let me explain!" he grabs Leeteuk by the shoulder and spins him around so they're face to face. Leeteuk looks up at him, wide-eyed.
"Look, about that message. That wasn't true, okay? This sneaky snake here sent it, it wasn't me I swear! You! Say something!"
"He's telling the truth. I sent that." Heechul confesses offhandedly.
Leeteuk still looks horrified. "So you're the one who want to have sex with me?"
There's a pause in which Leeteuk's sentence sinks in. And then Heechul bursts out laughing. And very gracefully chokes on his own saliva.
"Noooo! He doesn't want to have sex with you! He CAN'T have sex with you! I'm the only one with the right to! Wait, that's not what I mean-" Kangin flails helplessly at the fear stricken Leeteuk.
"I mean, it's not like I'm going to rape you or anything. But, it's not like I don't wanna have sex with you, I do, but not like- Aargh, dammit! I like you, okay? And I want to do fluffy things with you. I want to send you roses everyday, or buy you tons of chocolate, or just strolling at the park holding hands with you. Now if you're going to reject me please do it quickly before you leave anymore permanent damage to my manly pride." Kangin shuffles his feet nervously, looking every bit like a kicked puppy.
Leeteuk sighs tiredly. "If this just a plot to get into my pants…"
"No! of course it isn't-" Kangin inserts quickly, "I just, like you, you know. And it's real, not just about getting laid and those-"
Leeteuk smiles softly. "Why didn't you just say so…" he takes Kangin's hands in his, light pink coloring his cheeks. "I always think you're very cuddly, Kangin." And Kangin thinks he is in heaven.
"This vaguely reminds me about that cheap drama I watched yesterday. Can you guys be anymore cheesy?" Heechul comments, having witnessed the exchange between the new couple. Kangin snaps his head irritatingly towards Heechul.
"You just ruined the supposed to be romantic moment in my life."
"Hey you should thank me! If I didn't send that obscene text you'd still creeping about Leeteuk everywhere he goes." And with that Kim Heechul goes, leaving a scowling Kangin and a giggling Leeteuk. Not forgetting to tug the door nearby open, revealing a bunch of eavesdroppers falling on top of one another - having previously leaning on the door. People around look at them like they have some mental cases.
"Hi, hyungs." Donghae starts sheepishly from his position on top of Eunhyuk and under Sungmin. And his pink bunny.
Heechul rolls his eyes, "I'm surrounded by morons."
Leeteuk blinks. "You have such interesting friends, Kangin-ah."
Kangin groans.
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author : turnersyndrome
pairing : mainly kangteuk
rating : PG-13
disclaimer : I own nothing
summary : Kangin abuses Heechul a lot. Heechul is being a bitch like he is. And Leeteuk blinks too much.
A/N : it's true. I made Leeteuk blinked for too many times. And by the way, it's kind of a sequel of "I'm Surrounded by Morons."
'good evening, Leeteuk-ssi...'
'yes, who's this? :)'
'Korea's #1 manly guy, Kangbear <333333'
'lol :DDDD who. Kim Kangin?'
'bingo. you're so smart Leeteuk-ssi'
'that was kinda obvious though..."
'kekeke. so whatcha doing?'
---
"I'm such a pathetic, perverted, coward..." Kangin mumbles while watching Leeteuk bending down a bit to retrieve his books from the locker. It's becoming an obsession, stalking Leeteuk. Even though now Leeteuk knows his existence and thinks of him as a friend- hell, they even kept on texting until midnight- he can't help but breaks into a cold sweat every time he's as even makes an eye contact with the other guy. That's Korea's #1 manly man for you.
"Really, man. Stop being such a creeper and just go talk to the guy. Fanboy." Kangin snaps his head to face the owner of the voice only to be greeted by Kim Heechul's bored look on him
"Heechul! Almost gave me a heart attack..." he pouts disapproving Heechul's action.
"Well you won't be if you had paid attention a bit for your surrounding. But no, you were too busy checking on that Park Leeteuk. And no, don't pout, you don't look as cute." Kangin looks away in embarrassment. He doesn't know which is worse; his physics test result this morning or Heechul caught him staring at park Leeteuk's butt.
"I was mourning on my fail physics test. Now go 'way."
Heechul rolls his eyes, "You fail on every subject anyway. Let's go eat, I'm starving." Kangin reluctantly tears his gaze from his angel and follows Heechul to the cafetaria .
Once they sit down on the cafetaria table, Heechul starts fussing about his hair from his reflection on the window glass. Kangin just rolls his eyes and fishes out his brand new phone. He just bought it yesterday. A high pitched laugh floats through the room and Kangin snaps his head from his phone screen. Park Leeteuk is bidding goodbye to his friend and then walks to the cafetaria. Kangin shoves Heechul from the seat beside him.
"Ah, Kangin. You're alone?"
"Teuk," he acknowledges, plastering the most charming smile he could muster. "Come sit. You're going to eat lunch?"
Leeteuk nods and takes a seat across Kangin, "I was just going to buy something. Heechul-ssi what are you doing down there?" he asks noting Heechul's current state on the floor.
"Resting." He says, disturbingly calm. Leeteuk blinks. Kangin slaps himself mentally.
"Why don't you join us here on the table?" Leeteuk suggests kindly.
Heechul slowly gets up while throwing a murderous look at Kangin general direction.
"No, thanks. I don't want to be such a cockblock, besides-" Kangin's jaw drops to the floor, Leeteuk blinks again, "- I have more important things to do, like, doing something to my hair. I know I'm not wanted here, and it's not like I don't have other friends than this raccoon face here-" Heechul keeps babbling while strolling out of the room. Both boys watch him until he disappears from their point of views.
"You have such… an interesting friend, Kangin-ssi." Kangin snorts silently at the mention of 'friend' but otherwise says nothing
"Are you on music club this afternoon?" Leeteuk shakes his head, "Nope."
"Great!" Kangin exclaims, over-excitedly, "we can walk home together!"
---
"Gimme your phone."
Kangin looks up from Heechul's protruding hand. "What for?"
"I need to text hankyung, he ran away from me, that ungrateful, Chinese bastard."
"As far as I remember, you have your own phone, why should you use mine?"
"Because I'm out of load and I'm still pissed at you for your disgraceful behavior toward me on this lunch break. And I'm not asking."
Kangin just scowls and very reluctantly takes out his precious phone, Heechul snatches it rudely in a second ignoring Kangin cries of 'be careful!'.
He just watches dejectedly as Heechul kidnaps his new baby. He sighs and slumps on his seat, mind drifting away to certain someone with dimpled smile. He grins remembering that they're going to walk home together later, shakes his head furiously, and then buries his blushing red face in his hands.
On the other side of the classroom, Shindong and Yesung begin questioning his sanity.
"Did you… put soju on his drink again?" Shindong asks, munching on his fourth sandwich.
"I didn't even have lunch with him. But maybe Heechul or Kyuhyun did…" Yesung says just as Leeteuk passes by their classroom, chattering with his friends. Yesung glances at Kangin who looks even redder if possible.
"Or maybe not..."
---
Kangin is practically skipping through the corridor. He is going to walk home together with his angel. Just the two of them. Perfect. What could go wrong?
"Leeteuk!" he shouts so loud that everyone around him throw him a weird looks. He barely notices.
Leeteuk looks shocked. He then starts backing away slightly when Kangin approaches him, all too cheerful.
"ready to go home?" Kangin asks, full of spirits. He smiles so wide it's scary.
"I, I just. I mean," Leeteuk stutters and Kangin can't help but thinks that he looks a little bit scared.
Okay, not. Leeteuk looks completely terrified. "I just remembered that I actually has basketball practice. Yeah, that."
"… basketball? You're on… basketball team?"
"No, I mean, yes. I mean, no I'm not. But I gotta go. Like, now."
Kangin's face falls visibly. "So we're not going home together?"
"Um, not. Sorry, Kangin. Maybe next time. See you around, 'kay?" and he retreats.
Kangin drops on his knees dramatically.
---
Kangin is in a bad mood for the rest of the day. He snaps at anyone, anything. He snaps at his mother because his Kimchi is too salty. He snaps at his dog, he snaps at his video game, he snaps at his homework. At the end of the day, he collapses on his bed tiredly. He thinks maybe he should text Leeteuk, because, just because. He scrolls through his message and finds one message sent to Leeteuk this afternoon. 'what the. I didn't text him on the school, did I?'
To: Angelteuk
'You were so hot I wanna have sex with you right there and then.'
Kangin's jaw-dropped.
"HEECHUL I'M GOING TO KILL YOU."
Miles away, Heechul sneezes violently.
---
Kangin arrives at school to a smug looking Heechul and a groups of laughing idiots. Kangin slams his bag on the desk rudely and stalks off to Heechul direction.
"Why hello Kangin-ssi, how was you little date with-"
"DO YOU FUCKING REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE FUCKING DONE?!" Kangin grabs Heechul by the collar and shakes the life out of him violently.
"Relax, dude! I was just helping!" Heechul exclaims playfully, seemingly unfazed by the threatening hands on his collar.
"How do you call THAT helping?!"
"You took too long, I was just speeding up the process." he says nonchalantly.
"I don't fucking care! You are going to admit your doing in front of Leeteuk! Whether you like it or not I'm going to drag you with me later. We're going to say the truth to him. End of the fucking discussion!"
With that Kangin storms out of the classroom, leaving his friends laughing hard once again.
---
"Leeteuk!" Leeteuk looks over, only to be greeted by the sight of Kangin marching towards him dragging a protesting Heechul by the hair.
"You bitch, let go of my hair!"
"Shut up! Leeteuk, wait!" Kangin cries desperately when Leeteuk pretends to not hear him.
Upon hearing his name being called again, Leeteuk starts to panic and run, but Kangin catches up to him.
"Teuk, wait! Let me explain!" he grabs Leeteuk by the shoulder and spins him around so they're face to face. Leeteuk looks up at him, wide-eyed.
"Look, about that message. That wasn't true, okay? This sneaky snake here sent it, it wasn't me I swear! You! Say something!"
"He's telling the truth. I sent that." Heechul confesses offhandedly.
Leeteuk still looks horrified. "So you're the one who want to have sex with me?"
There's a pause in which Leeteuk's sentence sinks in. And then Heechul bursts out laughing. And very gracefully chokes on his own saliva.
"Noooo! He doesn't want to have sex with you! He CAN'T have sex with you! I'm the only one with the right to! Wait, that's not what I mean-" Kangin flails helplessly at the fear stricken Leeteuk.
"I mean, it's not like I'm going to rape you or anything. But, it's not like I don't wanna have sex with you, I do, but not like- Aargh, dammit! I like you, okay? And I want to do fluffy things with you. I want to send you roses everyday, or buy you tons of chocolate, or just strolling at the park holding hands with you. Now if you're going to reject me please do it quickly before you leave anymore permanent damage to my manly pride." Kangin shuffles his feet nervously, looking every bit like a kicked puppy.
Leeteuk sighs tiredly. "If this just a plot to get into my pants…"
"No! of course it isn't-" Kangin inserts quickly, "I just, like you, you know. And it's real, not just about getting laid and those-"
Leeteuk smiles softly. "Why didn't you just say so…" he takes Kangin's hands in his, light pink coloring his cheeks. "I always think you're very cuddly, Kangin." And Kangin thinks he is in heaven.
"This vaguely reminds me about that cheap drama I watched yesterday. Can you guys be anymore cheesy?" Heechul comments, having witnessed the exchange between the new couple. Kangin snaps his head irritatingly towards Heechul.
"You just ruined the supposed to be romantic moment in my life."
"Hey you should thank me! If I didn't send that obscene text you'd still creeping about Leeteuk everywhere he goes." And with that Kim Heechul goes, leaving a scowling Kangin and a giggling Leeteuk. Not forgetting to tug the door nearby open, revealing a bunch of eavesdroppers falling on top of one another - having previously leaning on the door. People around look at them like they have some mental cases.
"Hi, hyungs." Donghae starts sheepishly from his position on top of Eunhyuk and under Sungmin. And his pink bunny.
Heechul rolls his eyes, "I'm surrounded by morons."
Leeteuk blinks. "You have such interesting friends, Kangin-ah."
Kangin groans.
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