[fic] Hello Baby
Title : Hello Baby
Pairing : Kangteuk
Character : Kangin, Leeteuk, Henry
Rating : General
Warning : Baby!Henry
Summary : Jungsu went home bringing a surprise. prompt : puppy by catherine_leite. Thanks to her also for proofreading :D
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Youngwoon stared at two beings in front of him confusedly before widening his eyes in disbelief.
“No... Jungsu NO!!”
Jungsu looked flustered. “Woonnie, look. I can explain-”
“NO! There’s no way on earth we’re-”
“But you said we can keep him when I called you earlier!” the smaller tried to reason, clutching the lively baggage to his chest and putting as much aegyo face as he could muster.
“You told me it was a puppy! This is no way near any puppy I’ve ever seen.” He eyed the little bundle of gurgling noises in his friend’s arms with slight apprehension, as if it might leapt at him and bit him at any moment. Jungsu rolled his eyes.
“I’m not stupid Youngwoon-ah. If I told you ‘hey, I found this cute little baby crawling up on my feet in some random street, let’s keep him!’, would you let me? Besides, I saved him from Heechul and Sungmin. God knows what happen if one of them brings him home.”
Youngwoon resisted the urge to slap his own forehead in exasperation. “Why didn’t you call the police then?”
The other opened his mouth to retaliate but then closed it again. He smiled at Youngwoon sheepishly. Youngwoon only sighed. “You didn’t think of that, did you?”
“It was Sungmin and Heechul’s idea! They wanted to take him home, so I did.”
“Whatever. I take no excuses. We still can’t let him stay here. I’m calling the police.”
Jungsu pouted but otherwise said nothing and set to follow the other to the livingroom.
Youngwoon plopped down on the couch heavily with Jungsu still pouting beside him.
“Don’t sulk.”
He picked up the receiver but then stopped and looked at Jungsu.
“What?”
“What number is the police station?”
“Um, 911?”
Youngwoon stared at him incredulously. “Isn’t that the fire department’s?”
“Don’t they have the same number?”
“How could they have the same number?”
“I don’t know!”
He finally sighed and put the receiver back. “This isn’t working.” Jungsu who had been playing with the baby merely ignored him.
Youngwoon watched him making silly faces in front of the baby. He couldn’t help but smiled fondly. “You’re such a mother.” He then took a closer look at the currently laughing infant.
“Hey, he actually look like you-, oh FUCK!” Youngwoon retracted his face back the moment the baby tried to claw at his nose.
“Youngwoon, language!”
“Did you not see him attacking me?! What a brat!”
The baby clapped his hands gleefully as Youngwoon glared at him.
“You should know better than to swear in front of kids, Youngwoon!”
“But he, aish!” The chubby boy threw his hands up in frustration. “That’s it. We’re sending him to the police tomorrow!”
“We should give him a name! A cool one! What do you think, Woon-ah?”
“Were you even listening to me, at all?!”
“Baengshin? No no, it’s uncool. It sounds like a cat name. What about Henli? Henli-ah, you’re so cute~”
“I give up.”
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A/N : Baengshin is heechul’s cat, right? o__o
I remembered reading one of the UFO replies (or something else, I don’t know) and found Leeteuk calling Kangin ‘Woonnie’ lol it’s cute!
This is may or may not be a series. Or loosely related one shots. Or nothing at all /is lazy.
Pairing : Kangteuk
Character : Kangin, Leeteuk, Henry
Rating : General
Warning : Baby!Henry
Summary : Jungsu went home bringing a surprise. prompt : puppy by catherine_leite. Thanks to her also for proofreading :D
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Youngwoon stared at two beings in front of him confusedly before widening his eyes in disbelief.
“No... Jungsu NO!!”
Jungsu looked flustered. “Woonnie, look. I can explain-”
“NO! There’s no way on earth we’re-”
“But you said we can keep him when I called you earlier!” the smaller tried to reason, clutching the lively baggage to his chest and putting as much aegyo face as he could muster.
“You told me it was a puppy! This is no way near any puppy I’ve ever seen.” He eyed the little bundle of gurgling noises in his friend’s arms with slight apprehension, as if it might leapt at him and bit him at any moment. Jungsu rolled his eyes.
“I’m not stupid Youngwoon-ah. If I told you ‘hey, I found this cute little baby crawling up on my feet in some random street, let’s keep him!’, would you let me? Besides, I saved him from Heechul and Sungmin. God knows what happen if one of them brings him home.”
Youngwoon resisted the urge to slap his own forehead in exasperation. “Why didn’t you call the police then?”
The other opened his mouth to retaliate but then closed it again. He smiled at Youngwoon sheepishly. Youngwoon only sighed. “You didn’t think of that, did you?”
“It was Sungmin and Heechul’s idea! They wanted to take him home, so I did.”
“Whatever. I take no excuses. We still can’t let him stay here. I’m calling the police.”
Jungsu pouted but otherwise said nothing and set to follow the other to the livingroom.
Youngwoon plopped down on the couch heavily with Jungsu still pouting beside him.
“Don’t sulk.”
He picked up the receiver but then stopped and looked at Jungsu.
“What?”
“What number is the police station?”
“Um, 911?”
Youngwoon stared at him incredulously. “Isn’t that the fire department’s?”
“Don’t they have the same number?”
“How could they have the same number?”
“I don’t know!”
He finally sighed and put the receiver back. “This isn’t working.” Jungsu who had been playing with the baby merely ignored him.
Youngwoon watched him making silly faces in front of the baby. He couldn’t help but smiled fondly. “You’re such a mother.” He then took a closer look at the currently laughing infant.
“Hey, he actually look like you-, oh FUCK!” Youngwoon retracted his face back the moment the baby tried to claw at his nose.
“Youngwoon, language!”
“Did you not see him attacking me?! What a brat!”
The baby clapped his hands gleefully as Youngwoon glared at him.
“You should know better than to swear in front of kids, Youngwoon!”
“But he, aish!” The chubby boy threw his hands up in frustration. “That’s it. We’re sending him to the police tomorrow!”
“We should give him a name! A cool one! What do you think, Woon-ah?”
“Were you even listening to me, at all?!”
“Baengshin? No no, it’s uncool. It sounds like a cat name. What about Henli? Henli-ah, you’re so cute~”
“I give up.”
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A/N : Baengshin is heechul’s cat, right? o__o
I remembered reading one of the UFO replies (or something else, I don’t know) and found Leeteuk calling Kangin ‘Woonnie’ lol it’s cute!
This is may or may not be a series. Or loosely related one shots. Or nothing at all /is lazy.