and don't lie or I'll know

[turnip]

Poll

Comments

[odradak]

We all had thongs, evidently.

[royalcrown]

Not all of us....

[autumnwalkr]

Okay. You left me with no other choice. I had piano lessons.

[turnip]

me too.

Neither

[dirtylittlefly]

Thongs creep up your butt.

And I had piano lessons. LAME. Not that piano music sucks- I enjoy it- but my god, couldn't my mother have put me through all that with an instrument I might be able to afford one day?? My boyfriend's first 3 guitars cost the same price as tuning my crappy spinet.

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-spinet-piano.htm

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/37979445_843bd9ab5d.jpg?v=0

Re: Neither

[turnip]

you can get a casio keyboard!

I used to know how to play, but since I haven't bothered in years.... it'll have to be the thong.

Re: Neither

[dirtylittlefly]

True. That would sound so much better and they've got some with nice weighted keys. I'm just so used to my mom's pretty upright.

One more complaint about the piano- Anything with good quality is a BITCH to move and it's totally not portable! Tyler gets to awwww people with his madd guitar skills anytime, anywhere. I wanna show off tooo! I'm telling ya- us piano players got the short end of the stick!

One nice thing about instruments though- You can always pick it back up. I haven't played for a year and somehow, my fingers remember where to go! It's creepy weird.

Re: Neither

[joblessmusician]

Piano players definitely get the short end of the stick. Whenever people come up to me after gigs and say, "I want to learn to play the piano" or "my son/daughter is taking lessons" I always tell them not to, that it's a waste of time, and that they should learn a cooler instrument that'll be of more use later in life. Like a thong. They're like one-string guitars.

[mittenstone]

I don't plan to raise any children, so thong is the obvious non-incriminating choice.

[turnip]

I notice that you didn't say you wouldn't HAVE children, only that you wouldn't RAISE any.
Really, the thong raises them for you.

[mittenstone]

well, i once sold my seed to a cryobank, so it is more likely than not that i already have children, unless they couldn't find a taker. but who would be so FOOLISH?