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[turnip]

there's a fedex guy who drops by the office every so often, and he's gotten me confused with some other redhead (huh!) so he thinks my name is Nicole, and he also thinks I'm planning a wedding/honeymoon. Every time he comes in here, he asks about the wedding/honeymoon, and every time I tell him something vague, like, "we're still figuring it out."

Comments

Re: Fedex.

[turnip]

I wonder if they're taking applications.

[mittenstone]

you really should consider finding this nicole doppelganger.

[turnip]

I'll wait until I start getting her bank statements.

[counterfeitfake]

Maybe YOU'VE got your name wrong.

[turnip]

that almost induced an acid flashback.

[counterfeitfake]

I see I have more fine-tuning to do.

[substitute]

It is your future. It is your nature. EMBRACE THE NICOLE.

[joblessmusician]