the excitement never ends

[turnip]

I've always been scared that semi trucks are going to hit me in traffic, so on Saturday, I took matters into my own hands and drove into one. The confrontation was cathartic

Comments

Thank you for not dying

[substitute]

Sorry you had to have the crunch 'n' tremble experience and/or expense. It's just a big sack of shit, ain't it?

Re: Thank you for not dying

[turnip]

It could have been so much worse. Of course, I would have preferred it not happen at all, but it could have been BAD. Instead, it was just scary.

Re: Thank you for not dying

[jenny]

I'll opt for scary over BAD, and I'm so glad you're okay. You're right, it could have been much worse.

[potatohead]

glad you're okay, lady.

[turnip]

A-OKAY.

[darkdisney]

you post that picture just so i would read the entry. I'd show you empathy but i'm covered in a blanket of swoon right now.

[turnip]

I need some red gloves.

[darkdisney]

and diamond earings

darryl. DARRYL.

[turnip]

I was going to Mexico. Where I will change my name and live in a hacienda.

What will I do next week to maintain this level of excitement? I KNOW -- METH.

[door]

I am glad you weren't hurt! HUGSHUGSHUGS

[turnip]

me too, mang! This is the first accident I've ever had, so, here's hoping it's the last. Unless you count the time I drove through the Burger King when I was 17.

[door]

I, for one, do not count that. I have no doubt that Burger King totally deserved it.